Mondays suck. Especially when you wake up and realize someone forgot to set the coffee pot the night before. Grrrr. lol.

So let me start your day off better than mine.

There’s some major giveaway action going on right now. Some blogs are running Hunky Hero Giveaways and to my delight, they’ve chosen some of my delicious men.

First up is Niina’s Reading and Reviewing Blog. Shes’ giving away ALL THREE of my Alien Abduction books. Yeah, you read that right.
And I know you want them… lol Click Here to find out more.

Already got my alien trio, then how about the next hunky giveaway hosted by Danielle at Romance Book Junkies. She’s offering C791 AND, (drum roll please), the not yet released F814. Wicked right?
Click Here to sign up for your chance at this awesome prize.

But my sexy, awesome, delicious heroes aren’t the only ones up for grab. Have a peek at Riverina Romantics Blog for a full list of blogs participating in the hop and the chance to win more hot babes.

What’s next you ask, not too sure lol, but I’ll keep you posted. I’d like to quickly mention that if you’re a book blog and would like me to join one of your hops or giveaways let me know and I’d be happy to donate.

Oh, before I forget, there is one whopper of a contest being whipped up for July – Cock & Loaded, Shootn’ Stars, & Blasting Giveaway Hop – organized by Queen Tutt’s World of Escapism &
Close Encounters of the Night Kind. The list of participating authors and prizes is nuts! So mark the calendar for this exciting event or keep an eye on my Facebook page or blog for more info as it approaches.

Okay, now that I’ve hopefully managed to brighten your Monday morning, I am off to write about decadent characters doing nasty. yet hot things. I love my job!

The release of F814 has been tentatively set for April 21st. YAY! The cover is imminent as is the excerpt. The excitement is building. lol

I know there’s some readers anxiously awaiting Solus’s story. Since I can’t give it to you yet, here instead are some cyborg jokes I found on the internet and a few I conjured up to get you giggling.

• A cyborg walks into a bar and the bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here.” The cyborg pulls out a gun and aims it at his head. “Care to rephrase that?”
• How do you stop a cyborg from destroying humanity?
  You can’t, so come in for your chip upgrade today. For one day only get an internal neaural interface and a mechanical arm for only $999,999.95 and join the Metal Revolution.
• Human: I’m trying to remember something but it keeps eluding me.
  Cyborg: Why don’t you try accessing a memory storage unit?
  Human: I’m a human, you machine! We don’t have memory storage chips!
  Cyborg: Yes you do. They’re called “books!”
• Why did the cyborg cross the road? To terminate all humans on the other side.
• French Revolution. Industrial Revolution. Metal Revolution.
• A cyborg goes to see a medical technician who runs some test and says, “I see your problem. You’ve got too much iron in your blood.”
• What kind of music does a cyborg like to listen to? Heavy metal.
• The good thing about cyborgs is they have nerves of steel.
• A cyborg walks into a bar, but before he orders, realizes he’s forgotten his wallet. “I’ll be back…” [snicker, I had to get that one in somewhere]
• A human says, “Hey there baby. That’s a nice set of melons you’re shaking. Wanna shag?”
  A cyborg, “Hello visually pleasing female with the large mammary glands. I wish insert my rod into your receptacle.”
• The biggest difference between a cyborg male and a human one? Cyborgs keep going and going and going …
• Why settle for wood when you can get some steel.
• What did the cyborg say to the humans when they interrupted him fornicating with his mate? “Run.”
• He slices, he dices, he even makes shoestring french fries.

Hehehe. Okay, that was fun. Can you think of any more?