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The Warlord’s Lady

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Part of the Magic and Kings series:
  • The Barbarian King’s Assassin
  • The Desert King’s Spy
  • The Pirate Queen’s Captive
  • The Warlord’s Lady
  • Magic and Kings Collection One (Books 1 – 3)

This warlord doesn’t believe in magic - or love - until he meets a very special lady.

Something evil is lurking in the mountains and Kormac doesn’t know how to fight an enemy that can’t be seen or touched.

While a warlord hates asking for aid, he can’t allow his pride to get in the way. He requests assistance from the witch queen—in secret, of course, because magic isn’t real. Or wasn’t in his corner of the world, until now.

Fionna, the witch who arrives to evaluate the situation, is unlike anyone he’s ever met. Bold. Fearless. Beautiful…

He didn’t count on how much she would test his patience—and his control.

As they work to squash the danger spreading from the mountains, and she impresses him with her skill and courage, he starts to wonder if she’s the lady he’s been waiting for. His mother certainly doesn’t think so, but Kormac didn’t become warlord by allowing others to make decisions for him.

However, taking her as his wife will depend on them surviving the machinations of the evil entity that’s returned to take its vengeance.

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Published: 2024-09-26
Cover Artists:
Alex with Addictive Covers (Website)
Genres:
epic fantasy, Fantasy Romance, forbidden love, killer hero, killer heroine, magic and sorcery, Romantasy, royalty romance, Witch Romance
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english
Excerpt:

Prologue

Fionna splashed in the puddle by her house. Mama had told her to stay inside while she ran errands, but the sunshine beckoned, as did the hollow in the yard, full of water from the rain.

Splash.

The stomp of her foot shot up water that soaked her tunic, but she didn’t shiver in the warm fall sunshine. Her little feet stamped, and she wondered why Mama had forbidden her to be outdoors. She’d tucked Fionna away ever since those men on big horses had ridden past their home the day before.

Speaking of which, one trotted into view. A large male with a full beard riding a brown horse with white spots.

“Hello there,” he said with a smile that showed yellow teeth.

“Hi.” Mama had told her to not talk to strangers, but she’d also taught her to not be rude.

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“Are your parent’s home?” he asked, glancing at the hut where she lived with Mama. Papa had been put in the earth in the spring, taken by a fever that also claimed her younger brother.

She shook her head.

“Well then, I should keep you company,” he stated, sliding off his horse.

At his wide grin, a frisson of unease went through Fionna, and she took a step back. “I don’t need company. Mama will be back soon.”

“Then we best be quick.” He lunged and she shrieked, darting out of his reach, racing for the hut. Her fast little legs got her inside and she slammed the door shut but couldn’t get the bar across in the hooks. The door was kicked open and the big man stood in the doorway, his smile no longer friendly.

Fionna retreated, but there was nowhere to flee in the small space.

“Be a good girl now. Don’t make me hurt you,” he cajoled.

“Get out of my house!” Mama’s shriek from outside relieved Fionna who didn’t understand what the man wanted.

The big fellow whirled. “Mind your business.”

“Excuse me? This is my home, and you have no right to enter it.”

“And who’s going to stop me?” The man stepped out of the doorway and Fionna crept forward to watch.

Mama stood a few paces from the man, her market basket hanging from her arm, looking fierce, but also frightened. “The Duke won’t—”

“Won’t know a damned thing because you’ll keep your mouth shut if you know what’s good for you.”

“Leave and I won’t have to say anything.” Mama’s chin tilted.

“I’ll leave when I’ve done my business.”

“You have no business here,” Mama insisted.

“Will you shut up for a coin?” The man held out his hand and Mama recoiled.

“What kind of demon are you? Trying to buy a child?” Mama screeched. “Wait until the Duke hears.”

“Oh no he won’t,” growled the man. “Nattering nag.” The man lunged for Mama, who swung her basket. It connected with the man but didn’t stop him from grabbing her by the neck and lifting her.

Mama’s eyes bulged. Fear filled them and she gasped, “Run, Fionna.”

Fear froze Fionna in place.

Crack.

Mama went limp and the man dropped her and then turned to face Fionna. “Where were we?” The expression on his face terrified.

Once more, Fionna went running, her little legs pumping, and she might have made it to the woods if she hadn’t tripped.

The man fell on her, grabbing at her tunic with one hand, grunting as his other fumbled at the rope holding up his britches. Sheer terror had Fionna trembling, but also fighting like a feral cat. She clawed and thrashed, but he was stronger. As he held her down and tore at her clothing, he told her what he would do.

Awful things.

Cruel things.

Fionna felt her emotions boiling, hot and cold as fear, anger, and desperation churned.

And exploded.

Literally.

The man turned into chunks of bloody meat.

A shocked Fionna lay on the ground, wide-eyed. It took her a moment to realize the threat was gone. She raced back to her mother’s body, but the unseeing eyes brought a wail to her lips.

Mama was dead.

A passing neighbor found her sitting on the ground, holding her mother’s lifeless head. They also saw the remains of the man who’d killed her.

“Come with me girl,” he muttered.

Fionna went in silence with Horatio who brought her to the town magistrate. When questioned, she told them what happened, about the man who’d killed her Mama, and how he’d tried to hurt her but exploded.

“How did he explode?” asked the magistrate.

Fionna shrugged. “Perhaps it was Mama’s ghost protecting me.” What else could it be?

They placed her in a room used for the storage of linens and kept the door locked. She saw no one except the magistrate’s wife, who brought her meals but didn’t speak. She’d open the door, slide in a bowl, and shut it quickly.

Five sleeps later, the door opened, and a woman strode in, her skin the rich brown of the trees in the forest, her hair a lustrous black. Her eyes were a startlingly beautiful shade of green that matched her cloak.

“Hello, Fionna,” the woman greeted her softly.

“Ma’am.” She gave a curtsy to the fine-looking lady.

“I hear you ran into some trouble.”

Fionna bit her lip. “A man killed my Mama.”

“And what happened to the man?” asked the woman.

“He exploded.”

“So I hear. Do you recall how you felt when it happened?”

She shrugged. “Scared. Angry.”

“Has that kind of thing ever occurred before?”

She shook her head.

“May I hold your hand?”

Fionna hesitated only a moment before sliding her small fingers into the woman’s palm. Heat emanated from the woman, a tingle that felt good and brought a smile to her lips. Colors danced before Fionna’s eyes, wispy tendrils that she wanted to pluck.

“That tickles,” she giggled.

“Aren’t you a lovely surprise,” the woman murmured. “Tell me, would you like to leave this room and come with me to a place where you won’t have to be afraid?”

“Is it far?”

“Yes, but we shall ride a horse.”

“I’ve never ridden a horse,” Fionna admitted, wondering if the lady would change her mind.

“Then you shall learn. The place we shall go to has teachers.”

“A school?” Her eyes widened. She’d heard of them. Places of learning for those who could afford it.

“Of sorts. We teach more than just your letters and numbers, though. In addition to lessons, you will have your own room. Proper meals. And fine clothing to wear. What do you think?”

It sounded like a dream. She nodded. “Yes, ma’am.”

Fionna left with the woman, whom she noticed everyone kept a wary distance from. The horse was huge in her eyes, but the woman had no problem lifting Fionna to sit before her on the saddle.

The journey was wondrous, and she learned much. Such as the woman’s name—Amelia—and the fact she was a witch who sought out children with the gift of magic like Fionna. They travelled to Mystic Keep, the home of the reclusive witches in the Acca marshes, a stone fortress with many hidden passages and secrets.

What began as a tragedy turned out to be the best thing for Fionna. She became a novice who caught on to her lessons quickly. As a teen, Amelia took her as an apprentice. By the time she’d turned twenty-one, she’d become a full-fledged witch with a strong gift in all of the elements. When Amelia ascended to the throne, Fionna was by her side, glad to serve the woman who’d changed her life for the better.

She would have most likely never left the Keep if evil hadn’t emerged to plague the world. A world that suddenly had a use for witches.

Chapter 1

Decades later…

 

The soldier arrived in Kormac’s war room dusty and exhausted. According to a whispering Lomar—Kormac’s general who had eyes and ears everywhere—the soldier’s steed collapsed the moment the man slid from its back. Judging by the marks at its mouth and the cold sweat sheening its body, the horse had been ridden hard.

The soldier, unshaven and smelly even from a distance, staggered in Kormac’s direction. The guards he passed did not offer any aid. To do so would be an insult.

Sitting on his throne carved from a single piece of obsidian, Kormac studied the weary man and wondered what had befallen him. He didn’t recognize the fellow, but that didn’t surprise. His horde numbered in the thousands.

“Warlord.” The man dropped to a knee and thumped his chest while dipping his head in respect.

“Your name?” Kormac asked while wondering why his forearms tingled where his long sleeves hid the bracers he wore tight to the skin. An odd sensation that he’d never experienced before.

“I am Ioan, formerly of Greenhead Valley, Warlord. I come bearing grave news from the garrison at the Risead Pass.” A pass to the far east of Kormac’s territory, eternally guarded despite the lack of civilization past it. The Andeir mountain range separated them from the valley of mist beyond it.

Many didn’t understand why the warlords—not just Kormac, but those who came before him, as well—kept sending soldiers to the Risead Pass to stand watch. It seemed pointless and yet “Guard the Risead Pass” was part of his oath when he took command. That was it. No reason given as to why, but out of respect for his ancestors, he still did it to this day.

Kormac’s brow arched. “A long journey. You’d best have a good reason for abandoning your post.”

“Not abandoned, Warlord. Sent by Lieutenant Khaal, the garrison commander, due to an emergency.”

“An emergency that merited you travelling leagues and days rather than sending a message by bird.” The fort at Risead kept a coop of kalmais, birds trained to fly back and forth between the Wexkord, the capital of Srayth, and whatever garrison they were assigned. Using the birds avoided delays in imparting important developments.

“The kalmais are dead, Warlord. Everyone is,” Ioan blurted.

The news rocked Kormac, and it took him a second to control his reaction. His nearby general didn’t hide his expression of shock.

“Everyone?” Lomar asked in a low tone.

The soldier nodded.

Disturbing news, and not something that should be common knowledge until Kormac knew more.

“Lomar, clear the room,” Kormac ordered his second as he eyed the guards at the far end of the room manning the doors. Far enough they shouldn’t have heard, and even if they had, they knew better than to talk. Still, best to not test them. He’d hate to have to make an example because of loose lips.

Lomar shooed the guards from the room and barred the doors to avoid interruption. As this occurred, Kormac stared at the soldier who’d left his post to bring this dire news in person. Stared long enough the man fidgeted. He should, after claiming to be the sole survivor of a garrison a hundred men strong.

Once Lomar reached his side, Kormac growled, “Explain.”

“The troubles started with Peol. He was the first to go missing. Went on patrol in the Pass and never returned. We assumed one of the maakath got him.” Aggressive creatures that were part bear, part feline, and lived in the higher elevations.

“You didn’t find a body?” Lomar clarified.

Ioan shook his head. “Haag and Wexl went looking for him and never reported back. Neither did the next pair of trackers. which led to Lieutenant Khaal doubling up the patrols from two to four men.”

Kormac said nothing and waited for the man to take a breath.

The soldier’s voice dipped. “Even with four men, it didn’t stop the disappearances. We lost two more groups before Lieutenant Khaal suspended the patrols.”

“Suspended the patrols? The whole point of the garrison is to watch over the Pass,” Kormac remarked. Never mind the fact nothing but maakath and other high-altitude beasts had ever been seen in that cold and barren gash through the mountain.

“The lieutenant knew you’d be displeased but he didn’t want to lose more men. He decided to set baited traps at the entrance to the Pass and around the garrison. Freshly slaughtered lamb along with live ones. Whatever took out the missing soldiers didn’t take the meat. Rather, it toyed with us by tossing the bait aside and replacing it with those who went to check in the traps.”

Lomar interjected, “Replaced? That kind of action doesn’t sound like an animal.”

“And yet, what was done…” Ioan swallowed hard. “I saw the bodies. They’d been strung in the snares, heads cracked open, innards pulled from their stomachs.”

Savage, but most definitely not the actions of an animal. Hungry beasts ate what they hunted.

Kormac tapped his fingers on the armrest of his throne. “So many dead and yet I never heard anything? Your tale seems unlikely.”

“Up to this point, Khaal still assumed we dealt with a maakath or another beast gone rabid. The display made of those men forced the lieutenant to realize we might be dealing with something more. He wrote a missive to you.” The man fumbled at his jerkin, leading Lomar to put his hand on the hilt of his sword. “However, he couldn’t send it. When he went to the aerie, not only were the birds all gone, Unwe—their keeper—was dead, too.”

“Something infiltrated the garrison.” A quiet statement.

“That’s what we all assumed even as we couldn’t figure out how. There’s only one door to get in, and it was never left unguarded. The lieutenant doubled the garrison perimeter guards. Ensured the entrance was secured. It didn’t help. Every night after, we lost several men.”

“Several?” Lomar burst out. “And you’re telling us you found no culprit? Bullshit.”

“It’s the truth,” Ioan insisted. “It was eerie as none of those killed screamed or even struggled. The next morning we’d just find them, some killed in their bunks, others left eviscerated on the parapets.”

“Always killed in the same fashion?” Kormac asked to clarify.

“Mostly. Slices to the gut were the most common. Some got it across the neck, too. A few had their heads caved in.” Ioan paused and took a breath before continuing. “After the third night of losses, and down more than thirty soldiers, Khaal ordered us to saddle up and ride out.”

“Abandoning his post rather than digging out the root of the problem.” Kormac’s lip curled. He had no patience for cowardice.

Ioan tried to defend his lieutenant’s actions. “What else could he do? We couldn’t figure out how and who was killing us.”

“So, you deserted and what? Knowing of their disgrace the rest of the garrison fled, leaving you to be the only messenger. Brave of you to volunteer.” Kormac’s smile had the soldier quaking.

“No, it wasn’t like that. We were supposed to leave together. The night before our departure, whatever hunted us went after the horses. We woke to find them slaughtered in the barn. The soldiers guarding them, more than a half dozen, left in pieces.”

“And yet you arrived on a horse?” Lomar pointed out.

“By chance. A mare running a fever had been housed separately in case she proved to be contagious. With only one steed left, and no birds, Khaal entrusted me with his messages explaining what happened and told me to bring them directly to you.”

“You said earlier everyone died. How would you know that if you left?” Kormac questioned, clenching his fists. His arms still tingled, and he wondered why but couldn’t exactly pull up his sleeves in the middle of an audience for a peek.

“I don’t know for sure.” Ioan’s lips turned down. “Khaal was supposed to have those remaining barricade themselves in the watchtower. He promised to light the signal every night at dusk. On my third night of travel, it failed to appear.”

Dire news if true. What could have killed an entire garrison of soldiers? And how could it have been unseen?

Kormac stared at Ioan before asking, “What do you think attacked them?”

“The puuka.” The fabled ghosts that lived in the land of mist beyond the mountains, not real, and yet some believed in their existence. Blame the stories passed down through generations, speaking of monsters and magic, neither of which existed.

Ioan’s reply led to Lomar blustering, “That is superstitious nonsense. Most likely either a stealthy invader or a wild animal.”

“Animals that can open locked doors without leaving a trace? Animals that can sneak up on a man and kill him without a single scream escaping?” Ioan became agitated.

“Probably asleep at their posts.” A denigrating reply from Lomar, but in his defense, those sent to the garrison were the weakest of the horde. The slovenly, the poorer fighters, the disgraced. A posting to the Risead Pass was the ultimate insult to a soldier as it meant they were deemed not good enough to defend the citadel or their borders.

“Who else have you told about this?” Kormac asked.

“No one, Warlord. I rode straight and hard here to give you the news.”

“Where are the other missives Khaal entrusted with you?”

The man dug in his tunic and pulled out a parchment, rolled and bound with wax. Kormac gripped it but didn’t open it to read. First, he had to deal with the soldier.

“Lomar, have Ioan escorted to a cell. One away from the others. He is to speak to no one.”

“You’re punishing me?” The man seemed shocked.

“As if I’m going to believe your wild tale without confirmation. Lomar is right. It is implausible that an entire garrison would be wiped out without a single sign of the enemy.”

“But it’s the truth,” Ioan exclaimed.

“Then you won’t mind sojourning in a cell while I verify it.” He glanced to Lomar. “Ensure no one is allowed near him. I don’t need him spreading rumors and panicking the populace.”

“As you command, Warlord.” Lomar stepped forward to grab Ioan by the arm.

Ioan didn’t go quietly. “You have to listen to me. There is a grave danger brewing in the Pass. My great-grandmother lived her whole life in Greenhead Valley only a day’s ride from the garrison and she used to tell stories of a monster that lurked within the caves of Andeir.”

“There are no caves and stories are just that, stories.” As a young man, Kormac’s father had taken him to their eastern mountain and shown him the Pass saying, “We don’t know why the oath insists we guard Risead Pass but our ancestors must have had their reason and so we honor their wishes.”

“What if it’s true? What if that’s why the garrison is there, to protect against monsters?” Ioan shouted as Lomar dragged him away.

“Then you failed, and you know what the punishment for that is.” There was no mercy for deserters.

“And you’ll fail too,” Ioan snapped. “It’s easy for you to judge. You weren’t there.”

Kormac’s lips pinched at the insult. Lomar took it even worse. He knocked the pommel of his sword against Ioan’s temple and the man collapsed.

“Mouthy coward,” the warlord’s second muttered.

“All the more reason to keep him separate. Make sure you tell no one,” Kormac advised unnecessarily.

“No shit,” Lomar muttered. “Imagine thinking ghosts and monsters are real.”

“They aren’t, but I’ll still want you to head out and make sense of the situation.”

“Aye, Warlord. I’ll leave for the garrison in the morning.”

“Excellent.”

Lomar left with a limp Ioan slung over his shoulder. Once the door shut, the odd sensation in his arms disappeared. Kormac still pulled up his sleeve but there was nothing to see. Just the dull metal of his bracers, intricate in appearance, inherited from the last warlord, their version of a crown.

He pushed the fabric back over his arms before opening the first missive Khaal supposedly meant to send. It held a brief recap of what Ioan told him.

Warlord. This is Lieutenant Khaal of Risead Pass informing you we’ve lost some soldiers in the line of duty. I’ve included the names so you can compensate the families. Most likely a maakath is to blame. They’ve been nosing around the garrison of late instead of staying in the mountains. I’ve assembled a hunting team. Expect some skins if successful.

Maakath fur made great winter cloaks.

The first note seemed normal, advising him of the deaths so the families could be notified. The second, though, seemed as if written by a different person. Khaal’s usually tight and concise writing, a shaky scrawl. It began with an apology.

Sorry Warlord, I have failed you. The garrison is just about lost to an enemy we cannot detect. If you receive this, then Ioan will have told you of the deaths. Or should I say, the slaughtering of the soldiers in my care. I should have sent you notice with the first kill, but I thought I could handle it. Whatever hunts us is wily. It leaves no trace. No tracks. It can enter rooms with closed doors. Awake or asleep, it does not seem to matter. We have locked ourselves in the tower and will take turns keeping watch. I still have hope we can stop whatever is killing us. If we fail, tell my family I love them.

There had to be an explanation. Something that vicious and wily didn’t suddenly start murdering. Whatever the case, Lomar would sniff it out and when they found out who dared to attack Srayth, he’d bring the horde down on their head and make them regret ever being born.

Chapter 2

Dinner time passed normally, the snippets of conversation Kormac overheard—and those Lomar spied upon—made no mention of the soldier from the Pass. Despite the flirting from several of the women in attendance, Kormac was not in the mood for company and ended up going to bed alone.

Perturbed by the day’s events, he found himself wondering what could have happened to the garrison. If Ioan could be believed, then it seemed unlikely a wild animal had killed all those soldiers. So what did that leave?

Most likely a new enemy. Many envied his territory, rich in metals mined in their numerous mountains, and an exporter of the best horses in the world. But it had been more than two decades since anyone last raided one of the outer villages in the north. While some tried to sneak in via the northern bluffs hundreds of feet above an angry sea, most vessels sank before any managed the long climb. Those that did attempt the treacherous ascent were easily picked off by Sraythians who guarded their northern coast.

To the south, Srayth’s relationship with Ulkruuba had been good for more than a century and their trading strong.

West lay Acca, the land of the supposed witches who’d spent centuries keeping to themselves, most likely because their kind were executed until recently, as Srayth took a hard line against charlatans who pretended to do magic.

That left the east, past the Andeir mountains, which he would have thought impossible. The mists beyond that range were known to swallow people and never spit them out.

No likely scenarios. Still, a complacent warlord wasn’t a long-lived one.

Given the decimation of the force watching the Pass, he’d have to replenish the garrison, perhaps with a better cadre of soldiers, until they’d assessed the threat.

The severity of the situation meant Lomar would be taking some soldiers with him. Perhaps Kormac would visit as well. It had been a while since he’d been to the Pass. His duties kept him tied to the citadel more than he liked. He missed the freedom of being his father’s heir and second, riding out to inspect garrisons, quelling disputes, conducting drills close to the border to remind their flanking neighbors not to tangle with them.

The more he thought of it, the more a trip sounded like a fine plan. His mother would most likely argue. His father, who’d retired from the warlord position, would understand, though. Sometimes a leader had to act in person instead of via an intermediary.

With that decided, Kormac fell asleep, a dreamless state that should have taken him to morning, only he woke suddenly. That never happened without reason.

He noticed the tingling in his arms had returned. Could that have been what woke him?

A still Kormac pretended sleep, keeping his breathing even, and listened, not just with his ears but with instincts honed by years of his father’s lessons, some of which included nighttime attacks. Nothing like being suddenly roused in the night at a tender age and expected to fight off a man twice his size. But his father never did anything without reason, and those lessons paid off.

Move. Now!

He rolled almost too late. The dagger swiped down and plunged into the pillow where the indent of his head still showed in the strange purple glow emanating from his bracers. Odd, they’d never illuminated before. But forget his ornamental armor. An assassin, how exciting. It had been ages since anyone tried to kill him in person.

Kormac bounded out of bed, his hand wrapped around the hilt of the blade he slept with. Without pause, he swung.

There was no sound as his sword slashed the assassin across the torso, a killing blow, the only kind anyone should ever use in a fight. His father always said, “Dead men can’t stab you in the back.” Good advice, except for the part where they couldn’t answer questions after.

As the figure slumped to the floor, Kormac leaned over and struck the flint attached to the lantern kept by his bedside. The oil within ignited, illuminating the glass. He saw the identity of the assassin: none other than the garrison soldier, a man who should have still been locked in a cell. Someone must have released Ioan since those cells were escape-proof. In the decades they’d been using them, no one had ever broken free, meaning the citadel had a traitor. Kormac would enjoy seeking them out and making an example of them.

He wiped his blade on the body and readied to call someone to remove it when the limbs twitched.

Probably death throes. It happened sometimes. What didn’t usually occur with corpses? The mouth opening to whisper, “This is not the end, descendent of Airiok the Destroyer.”

The sibilant words almost brought a shiver because dead men didn’t talk, and Ioan was most certainly deceased. Between the gaping wound across the torso that exposed the guts, and the copious bleeding that left a huge puddle around the body, there should have been no way Ioan could speak.

Tell that to the dead man whose lips remained parted but didn’t move as it murmured in a raspy voice, “You cannot kill me. My imprisonment is about to end. My spirit set free—”

Smash. The pommel of his sword crushed the skull and silenced the eerie voice. A chill breeze swept past him, bringing goose pimples to his flesh before warmth returned. The bracers on his arms also stopped tingling and glowing.

Hmm. Could they be linked? His bracers had never reacted in such a fashion before. Nor had his father ever mentioned it when he passed them on along with the warlord title. It should be noted, his father had only done so after Kormac proved himself worthy, fighting in the competitions that helped them choose their strongest leader. It just so happened he, like his father and his father before him, was the worthiest. Some claimed Kormac’s family inherited their strength from their ancient ancestor, Airiok, a man who’d supposedly fought monsters and vanquished a great evil. Or so the storytellers told the children. Strange how the dead man had spoken his name.

Kormac stared at the body, which now lay unmoving and unspeaking, but he didn’t trust it and sliced off its head for good measure.

Bang. Bang. Bang.

The pounding at his door led to him bark, “Come in.”

A grim Lomar burst into his room, sword out, exclaiming, “The prisoner escaped.”

Kormac nudged the body with his foot. “I found him.”

“Son of a whore,” Lomar swore. “He came after you?”

“With a knife, and he might have killed me, too, if I’d not woken.”

“I wonder if assassination was his intent all along.” Lomar scowled but not as mightily as Kormac.

“Someone let him loose. I want them found.”

“It’s hard to imagine anyone helped him,” Lomar stated with a shake of his head. “The guard who had the key to the cell is dead. I found him in the cell after Melody woke me in hysterics.”

“Melody?” Kormac questioned.

“Kitchen maid. She was bringing the night guards their meal and came across the carnage. It seems Ioan left a string of bodies on his way out of the dungeon. Every single guard in Ioan’s path is dead.”

“All of them?” Kormac couldn’t help his surprise. Ioan hadn’t seemed like the most adept of fighters.

“Yeah. Hence why Melody came screeching to find me. The moment I saw what happened, I came to find you.”

Kormac debated mentioning the voice but decided to keep that information to himself. Dead men didn’t talk.

“Given what the traitor attempted, I’m now more curious than ever as to what really happened at the garrison.” Kormac headed for his wardrobe to change from his nightclothes.

“You think Ioan lied?”

“I think the traitor found a convenient excuse to get inside the citadel.” Already bare-chested, Kormac slid on a shirt, the sleeve catching on the bracers wrapped around his forearms. While ornamental in appearance, they also offered protection when used to block a blow and apparently now occasionally glowed. Why? What about Ioan triggered them?

“I can leave now instead of dawn,” Lomar offered.

“Dawn is soon enough since I’m coming with you,” Kormac stated, ditching his breechcloth for britches.

“Is that wise? We don’t know what we’ll find.”

“Which is why we’ll bring a battalion with us. I want fifty men ready to go by first light.”

They actually set out earlier, the selected soldiers eager to ride, especially since they might get a chance to fight. Peaceful times led to bored soldiers.

Kormac led the battalion with Lomar keeping watch at the rear as they galloped on their war horses, fully outfitted in battle gear. Everyone came armed to the teeth: swords, daggers, bows, axes. Better to be prepared than caught off guard.

It took them several days of hard riding before they came in sight of the mountain named Andeir that stretched as far as the eye could see, impassable due to its height and sheerness but for a single pass. The fort sat on a gravel road a few hundred yards from the passage through the high peaks, the building made of stone blocks, sturdy and old. Very old. Also, highly defensible with only narrow window slits, perfect for firing arrows. A single massive gate at the front led inside to a courtyard and even if someone breached that, the fort itself had a portcullis that could be dropped over its entrance, making it virtually impenetrable. The walls had a slight lean outward, making them difficult to scale. From the base of the path going up, they could see the peaked roof of the watchtower which faced the Pass.

“Leave the horses here,” Kormac ordered, not liking the treacherous look of the road slicked with ice.

Five men were left behind to watch their steeds. The rest of the battalion, led by Lomar and Kormac, set out on foot. The mid-afternoon sun provided a bit of warmth, and yet they’d neither seen nor heard any signs of wildlife. No scampering squirrels or birds. Not even a breeze to rustle the branches. The eerie stillness had them all on edge, the soldiers finding reassurance in gripping their weapons.

Kormac, though, pursed his lips as he glanced around. No sign of anyone or anything.

As they plodded slowly up the road to the gate, Lomar pointed to the ground. The light dusting of snow was undisturbed. “No tracks,” he remarked.

“If it fell overnight that’s not surprising,” Kormac murmured. As they neared the garrison, he noticed the lack of soldiers manning the ramparts. Heard not a single challenge to their approach. To his disquiet, the gate had been left slightly ajar.

Before Kormac could say or do anything, Lomar bolted past, axe in hand. His second wasn’t about to let his warlord walk into an ambush. At least that would be his claim. More likely he wanted first shot at any threat.

Kormac followed more cautiously. His tread crunched in the snow that had crystalized in the sun.

“Seems deserted,” a disappointed Lomar stated as he reappeared.

“Could be they’re hiding.” A glance at the parapet didn’t show any arrow tips or movement but that didn’t mean no one watched. His nape prickled in warning.

“I’ll grab some men and do a sweep,” Lomar stated.

“Take half. I want the rest to do a perimeter sweep,” Kormac commanded as he strode through the gate.

The stench of death hit him immediately and he glanced at Lomar. “When you said deserted…”

“I meant I found no signs of anyone living.” Lomar pointed. “The smell appears to be coming from the stable which would match Ioan’s claim the horses were slaughtered.”

“And left to rot?” Kormac’s brow rose.

“So it seems.”

“Disrespectful,” Kormac grumbled. His people had long valued the stallions and mares that they caught running in the wild and tamed. They were their greatest pride—and their most expensive export. To have them not only slaughtered but then left to rot? Khaal had much to answer for.

Kormac strode into the barn and the smell turned his stomach. Not that he gagged. A warlord couldn’t show weakness.

He glanced inside the stalls to see the remains of the once fine steeds lying where they’d died, their flesh ribboned. Why hadn’t Khaal had them removed?

The courtyard held no bodies. Neither did the main chamber once he entered the fort. The long tables, flanked by benches, held dishes, the food on them moldy. Further investigation resulted in them finding some bodies in the barracks, the soldiers murdered in their beds, the blood long dried, the bodies rigid.

Kormac’s lips tightened at the sight.

Lomar leaned close to murmur, “Think Ioan did this?”

“I don’t know what to think.” Ioan hadn’t seemed strong enough to be able to cause such carnage, but he only had to remember the dungeon to wonder if they’d underestimated the man.

Kormac pointed to some of his soldiers. “Clear the dead.” By clear he meant remove and burn. In his culture, they didn’t bury those who passed. Burying trapped the soul. Only fire could release it from its fleshy prison. The morning they’d left, Ioan’s body had been put on a pyre—a small one made up of trash and not the fine wood used for the soldiers—because even a traitor didn’t deserve to slowly decay.

“Only one place left to check,” Lomar murmured.

The watchtower where Ioan claimed Khaal had barricaded those who’d survived. He didn’t hold much hope for those men, not with the deep silence they’d encountered thus far.

The watchtower sat at the rear of the garrison, facing the pass it guarded. It went a full two stories higher than the fort and had a large window-like opening at the top where not only could someone watch, but a fire could be burned to provide a signal. At least, that was the original intent. The watchtower three days ride away that would have seen it had collapsed during a tremor more than thirty years ago and never been rebuilt. Why bother when they had the birds to communicate? In retrospect, not too smart since whatever enemy they dealt with had eradicated them early on. If not for Ioan, it might have been months before they noticed a problem with the garrison.

The door at the base of the tower, the only entrance, appeared barricaded from the inside. The exterior of the portal was untouched, no scratches on its surface, also no reply to their pounding.

Kormac glanced at Lomar with his massive axe. “Take it down.”

“If I must.” Lomar grimaced. “My poor blade.” He complained but he swung.

Thunk, thunk. His strong strokes splintered the seasoned wood. The thick panel took some time to penetrate and the moment Lomar created a small hole, they could smell it.

Death.

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In a world where fairytales keep coming to life, there’s a bureau dedicated to helping the victims caught up in the Grimm Effect. But sometimes even those investigators fall prey to a happily ever after…

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Through sheer determination—and a whole lot of stubbornness—I, Blanche Hood, managed to evade the Red-Cap curse. Unlike my mom, I didn’t fall for the huntsman or get eaten by the wolf, but I did gain a purpose. I became an agent for the Fairytale Bureau. My job? Countering the ugly side of the Grimm Effect.

My latest case involves a string of murders by a wolf, but I keep getting distracted by my neighbor. I will resist his growly voice. I will not notice the way his muscles bulge. I don’t have time for romance because I need to focus on my job, especially since the perpetrator is taunting me.

The killer is asking for a showdown, and he’s going to get it. He won’t be able to resist when I don my red hood to act as bait.

Things don’t quite go as planned. Turns out the wolf was under my nose this entire time.

By the time I discover the truth, it’s too late. Too late to lament the fact I was played. Too late to regret what could have been, and when I foolishly walk into a trap, it will take a miracle to save me. But everyone knows the Brothers Grimm stories don’t always have happily-ever-afters.

If only love truly could break the curse.

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Chapter 1

The frog spat water, a big squirt that hit my leather jacket and dripped harmlessly but still annoyed.

I gritted my teeth. “Look here, you little green puke, you cannot stay in this fountain.”

Croak. The frog disagreed.

“We’ve had too many complaints.” Like, literally a dozen this morning alone about this amphibious jerk harassing all the women walking by, flicking his tongue at them, getting between their feet to peek up their skirts.

Ribbit.

“I don’t care if you’re cursed. You cannot try and tongue kiss everyone to try to reverse it. Besides, it won’t work.” Despite decades of living with the Grimm Effect, some folks still hadn’t read the original stories, which were more horror than fairytale. “Come here, right this instant.” I used my sternest voice and pointed to the fountain ledge.

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Rather than obey, the frog chose to leap away from me—sproing, sproing—right in front of a car.

Apparently, he’d not played Frogger before his transformation because he didn’t manage to avoid the sedan speeding past.

Splat.

The frog got flattened—literally squished into a puddle of green goo—which then expanded and expanded until a man lay naked on the pavement groaning, “Argh, I think I’m broken.”

I headed for him and planted my hands on my hips as I huffed, “Next time, read a damned book. The frog wasn’t cured by a kiss but by the princess getting peeved and tossing his ass against a wall.”

“I need a doctor,” he complained.

“And pants.” Transformation spells were the worst when broken, as the person returned disoriented and naked. I put a call in to dispatch. “Frog problem resolved but the Grimpher”—the name given to a person caught up in the Grimm Effect—"requires medical assistance.”

“On it,” stated Darren, our guy manning the office phone line.

“What’s going to happen to me?” whined the guy lying on the pavement.

“Nothing. Lucky for you, while annoying, you didn’t harm anyone during the course of the curse, and now that it’s broken, you can go back to your life. That is, once you get those bones set and do some rehab.”

“But what about my princess? I was supposed to get a princess.” He had the nerve to pout.

“Only the prince gets a princess in the book. And you, sir, are no prince.”

With that, I left. Another mission accomplished. Although I would admit to being miffed that I didn’t get to smack the frog myself. He’d tried to lick me on the lips with that nasty tongue of his when I’d first arrived. Almost lost it in the process. More annoying, this was the third frog I’d dealt with in the last month. I really hoped a true frog prince would find his damned princess and put that particular fairytale curse to bed, because that really was the only way to stop the cycle for a bit. See, since the Grimm Effect—also known as Fairytale Apocalypse and the Grimm Fuckeroo—through some kind of magic scientists couldn’t explain, fairytales had been infecting people. One day, a girl walks to the store, dangling her basket, and the next thing, she’s being stalked by a wolf and would have gotten eaten but for the handsome huntsman. Ask me how I know. It happened to my mother, and what do you know, the Little Red Cap curse was genetic. It passed down to me.

In high school, Dylan, a guy with wolfish intent, tried to corner me on my way home. A well-meaning kid named Nolan tried to step in and be my hero. Did I mention Nolan liked to hunt and wear plaid? Spotting the curse from a mile away, I kneed Dylan in the balls, broke his nose, and told him if he ever came near me again, I’d skin him for his fur. Then I told Nolan to take a hike. This Red Riding Hood didn’t need a hero.

Breaking the fairytale mold, that was me, hence why the Fairytale Bureau hired me as part of their investigation and prevention unit. Those of us who bucked the trend made the best agents because we weren’t afraid to stop a story dead in its tracks.

The bureau had a prime spot downtown, and I parked my motorcycle right in front on the sidewalk because a sign said no parking or stopping on the street. Would I get a ticket? Most likely not. Peter, the parking bylaw officer for this sector, had a crush on me. Contrary to what the boss said, I could play nice if necessary. I’d been known to smile for the guy at the sandwich shop so he’d load my sub with more meat.

I swung off my steel steed and removed my helmet, shaking out flame-red hair. All natural to my annoyance. Don’t get me wrong. The color suited me, and I did love its vibrancy, but I hated how people acted when they saw it. Because they A) asked me if it came from a bottle, B) accused me of lying when I said it didn’t, and C) snickered and said I must have a temper. I did and usually showed it at that point.

My briefcase, which the bureau insisted agents carry around, took only a second to unstrap from the rear fender. As to what it contained… A few items that could come in handy when in the field, such as a jar for capturing evil spirits—don’t ask me how it worked. They just gave it to me with instructions to unscrew the lid in the presence of ghostly entities, of which I’d thankfully not yet met any. It also held a vial of holy water, which honestly didn’t work on much, but it made some people feel better. There was a mirror for deflecting spells and evil stares. A silver dagger for stabbing things trying to kill me. Gold coins for bribing. Gems for the same reason—the irony being, in the post-Grimm-Effect world, those things lost all value except as bargains with monsters and tricksters. Oh, and my favorite to soothe savage beasts, the miniature harp I could play a single song on. “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.” At least I didn’t have to sing, or I’d have been mauled for sure. My voice tended toward the huskier side. Blame the cigarettes I occasionally smoked, mostly to drive my mom wild.

With my briefcase case swinging from my hand, I strode inside the bureau, whistling. The boss wouldn’t be too pissed with me this time. The frog would survive despite his injuries, I’d broken the spell, and, best of all, hadn’t destroyed any public property.

Yet.

The day wasn’t done.

As I walked in, Luanne glanced at me from behind the reception desk. “Hey, Hood.”

They didn’t call me that because I wore a stupid red cape—I didn’t own a cloak, or anything red for that matter. However, I had the misfortune of being named Blanche Hood, courtesy of my granddad, Marcus Hood, an actual woodsman before the curse made it a thing.

“What’s new and exciting?” I asked, pausing to chat.

Luanne was one of the few in our office who’d not defeated her curse. She’d been caught, but in a good, not bad way. She was currently married and popping out kids. A lot of kids, thanks to her fairytale, which was based on “The Twelve Brothers.” For the moment, she’d birthed seven boys, and the plan was she’d get her tubes tied before she hit twelve, because the thirteenth child, if a girl, would result in the death of her sons. Did I mention the fact Grimm stories tended to be dark and very murderous?

Luanne leaned forward with an excited gleam in her eyes. “What’s new? I’m surprised you didn’t hear. We have a serial killer on the loose.”

“Really? Since when?”

“Since this morning. Someone discovered a bunch of bodies in an old shack in the woods. Word is they were torn to pieces by a wild animal.”

My brows raised. “Sounds like it might be a case for the bureau.”

“Most likely,” Luanne agreed. “I heard from Sally upstairs that Hilda was on the phone with the police chief.”

“Then I guess I’d better get up there if I want to get assigned to the case.” Unlike some, I didn’t shirk jobs. I found satisfaction in solving cases and breaking curses. Not to mention, a serial killer sounded way more interesting than smashing another frog or cutting yet another wannabe-Rapunzel’s hair. Funny how a simple snip was all it took to break that curse, which had the unfortunate side effect of turning the women into agoraphobics. The way they carried on after their trim, you’d think I cut off a limb. Apparently I’d ruined their chance at true love. Never mind the fact that, again, the world did not have enough princes for all these hopeful damsels. I never understood how some wanted the torture of being stuck inside, waiting to see if they’d be lucky enough to snare one of the rare royals caught in the same cursed storyline.

The Rapunzel one rarely ended well. Even decades later a fairytale that needed royalty wouldn’t settle for a commoner. Although that might change. Rumor had it a few monarchies were offering to knight and give titles to those willing to pay big bucks. Would the curse recognize that they’d been anointed and not born? Guess we’d find out.

“If you find out any juicy details, do spill,” Luanne said as I went on my way.

I ignored the elevator for the stairs. I didn’t trust the box strung on the cable. It would be too easy for a fairytale curse to decide I needed rescuing. No thanks.

I took the steps two at a time and arrived on the third floor, only slightly huffing. Who needed a gym membership when I got all the exercise I needed for free? First floor held interview rooms, as well as a staging area for larger operations. Second floor was where we kept those who had to be detained, as well as our lockup for magical artifacts until they could be neutralized. Third floor held the main office, which bustled as agents—who happened to be Grimphers who’d beaten their curse—worked at various tasks.

You had Sally, who monitored for budding curses by watching social media for keywords. Tyrone, who kept track of former freed Grimphers to make sure they didn’t fall right back into another story. Belle, Mahoney, and Judd were field agents like me, while Cinder in the corner handled any of the legal stuff that cropped up, like a homeowner trying to sue when I accidentally blew a hole in her roof getting rid of the goblins infesting her place.

At the far end of the chaos, the director’s office. As I strode for it, Belle hissed, “I wouldn’t go in there.” Belle, like me, had also managed to foil the curse afflicting her. In her case, the beast proved unredeemable, and when she kept rejecting him, he tried to break into her house, which didn’t end well for him. The case was a slam-dunk self-defense one, and she could now live without fear of getting stuck with a monster.

“I am totally going in because I hear there’s a juicy crime scene that needs someone from our office.”

“You might want to skip this one because, from the sounds of it, it might be a wolf,” she divulged.

My brow arched. “Which is exactly my specialty.” I’d spent my life studying them, even wrote my college thesis on wolves, so who better than me?

“I just don’t know if you should be getting near any wolves.”

I snorted. “I already told my wolf and the huntsman to take a hike.” Despite Nolan being cute and well-meaning, I knew better than to sleep with him and give the curse anything to work with.

“You say that, and yet rumor has it the Grimm Effect is possibly evolving and is now trying to trick people who’ve managed to escape into a second shot.”

I uttered a disparaging noise. “It can try all it wants. Not only will I send any wolf packing but anyone wearing plaid too.” My dating profile on the app Not Looking for a Happily Ever After specifically stated no one in the forestry or wildlife industry. I wasn’t about to end up suddenly bound in a magical curse that would fool me into thinking I was happy. I’d seen the results. Girls who’d been kissed awake out of a coma regretting the stranger they’d hooked up with, or the Snow Whites, pregnant and abandoned because they tended to be seduced by guys who liked the idea of a virgin in need of saving. So many didn’t understand that, after the curse ran its course, the happily ever after part rarely lasted. On the contrary, I’d found most Grimm-induced relationships finished in violence, much like the original tales.

Was that to say everyone ended up miserable? No. I mean Luanne adored her husband. And my cousin beat the evil-stepmother curse and chose to love her stepkids rather than having them abandoned in the woods. But my mom… She’d let herself be seduced by the huntsman when he rescued her from the wolf, but he was a cad who left her pregnant and alone.

Now don’t think I didn’t believe in love, because I did. My grandmother loved my granddad, and he was pretty awesome until a tree fell on him in the woods. And before you ask, if a tree falls on you in a forest, you do scream, but even if heard, it doesn’t help when your whole body is crushed.

Belle sighed. “I’m glad you’re so confidant. I swear I’ve been on tenterhooks this past month waiting for a beast to appear.”

I frowned. “You think your curse is active again?”

She shrugged. “I don’t know. I just can’t shake a feeling something’s about to happen.”

“You should try a distraction. You want first crack at this serial killer case?”

“No thanks.” Belle grimaced.

Surprising since Belle had been bitching about the fact she kept getting the most boring cases. Like her most recent one where she helped a Grimpher spin gold so she wouldn’t have to give away her baby to a guy named Rupert Stilt. His real name. I checked.

“You sure? Because if you need this case, it’s yours.”

“No way. I’ve got my vacation coming up.”

“Ah yes, camping in the woods.” I made a face. “Doesn’t sound relaxing to me.”

“I enjoy getting close to nature.”

“Better you than me.” And I meant it. My idea of relaxing had a pack of smokes, bottle of tequila, some good tunes, and a video game where I got to blow up zombies.

“Hood! My office. Now,” Hilda bellowed, and I grinned.

“Looks like I am up. Sweet.”

Despite what Belle cautioned, I was afraid of neither wolf nor curse. I’d beaten it once, and if it decided to come after me for round two, I’d shelve it again.

Chapter 2

The briefing with Hilda didn’t take long. She didn’t yet have a file for me to read because the case was too fresh. What I received was an order to get my ass down to Regent Park and join the police as they catalogued the site where they’d found a bunch of bodies.

When I’d asked, “Any suspects?” Hilda’s lips pinched. “Looks like an animal did it. Possibly a wolf. Is that a problem?”

“No, ma’am.”

“Good because I need my best on the job. I’ll expect a report before morning. You’ll ignore your other pending cases until this one is handled.”

Awesome news, seeing as how the cold cases I had would have kept me chained to my desk, calling up people and asking the same questions over and over. Boring!

Upon leaving the bureau, I hopped on my steel steed and scooted off, making good time. Regent Park proved easy to find with its armada of police cars and flashing lights. I wondered how many victims we were talking to elicit such a response. I showed my badge to the rookie manning the do-not-cross tape.

The rookie pointed. “The crime scene is in the midst of the woods, about a hundred yards that way.”

I eyed the forest, thick and dense, an almost exact clone of the original Black Forest in Germany. Very old according to the people who studied it, which proved interesting, seeing as it had only been established a decade ago when the new suburb went in. But the Grimm Effect didn’t care about things like natural growth. Whatever powered the curses created what it needed.

Some people had theorized that something must have been unearthed for this to have happened. That we’d unleashed some evil upon the world. I agreed. What no one knew was how to find it and make it stop. Hell, it took more than two decades of chaos before the bureau was even established to try to keep the stories and their ill effects in check.

I hiked into the forest, the outside noise quickly muffled as soon as I’d made it a few paces past the edge. The size of the trees proved impressive, the boles too wide to hug, covered in a gray-green moss. The branches were gnarled like some of the trunks.

Little light filtered through, just enough for me to see. The path taken by the cops proved easy to follow, given the trampled foliage and a dropped evidence bag, but it was the smell of puke that let me know I neared the crime scene.

I emerged into a clearing that should have been sunny given the blue skies outside the forest, but somehow thick clouds hovered overhead. Police bustled around in the weed-infested yard that surrounded the falling-down hut. Some took pictures, and others plucked random items to seal in plastic bags. While the crime itself might be fairytale related, the bulk of the investigation—AKA analysis of evidence on-site—would be done by the cops on the off chance it turned out to be just a regular ol’ psycho and not someone acting out a scene from a Grimm story.

A slender man in a suit stood talking to the police chief with a small fluffy dog tucked under his arm. It seemed rather incongruous given his size and appearance—tall, thick of shoulder, square-jawed, blond hair cut short. The suit glanced at me as I approached, and I was struck by his vivid blue eyes. Pretty boy. I wondered what he was doing out here in the woods.

Chief Patterson, whom I’d worked with before, noticed me and waved. “Hood, glad you could make it before we let our witness go.”

I sauntered close, hands in my pockets, and drawled, “Came as fast as I could, Chief.”

The police chief gestured. “This is Mr. Walden. He was the one who called in to let us know about the bodies.”

I eyed him up and down. “You don’t look the type to be wandering around in a cursed forest.” His leather loafers were more meant for pavement.

The handsome man shrugged. “I’d not planned to go hiking. Blame my furball. Rambo saw a bunny and slipped his collar to chase it into the woods. I followed and stumbled across this hut, which had my dog losing his mind. Usually, I would have just grabbed Rambo and left, but given he wouldn’t stop growling and yipping, I thought I should see why and made the mistake of opening the door.” He grimaced. “Kind of wished I hadn’t.”

“What did you see, Mr. Walden?” I asked, wanting to get his first impression while it remained fresh. The more time passed, the more witness details tended to change.

“The stench hit me before my eyes could figure out what I was looking at. I’ve never smelled anything so horrid.” His lips twisted. “Then I saw the reason why.”

Chief Patterson interrupted. “Tell her about the suspect.”

“You saw who did it?” my sharp query.

“Maybe?” Walden shrugged. “Like I told the officers, I can’t be sure what I saw. It happened so quick. While I stared in shock at the pile of bodies, motion caught my eye. By the time I glanced, I’d have sworn I saw the tail end of a wolf leaving through the back window.”

“How do you know it was a wolf?”

“I don’t,” he admitted. “It could have been a large dog. Whatever it was, it had gray and black fur, a long tail, and a good-sized body.”

“But you didn’t see it actually killing anyone or chewing on parts?”

Walden shook his head. “No, and I’d rather not.”

Understandable. “Do you live around here, Mr. Walden?”

He nodded. “Yes, I moved in a few months ago, about a mile from here. I’ve walked by this place dozens of times but never had an issue. And before you ask, I’ve never seen a wolf before. Just a few bunnies, which is how I ended up here.”

The man sounded sincere and a little shaken. Understandable given what he’d stumbled across. “I assume you gave the officers your contact info in case we have more questions?”

“Yes. Although I’m not sure what else I can add.”

“You might be surprised at the details you can remember later.” Especially if questioned after making him drink some Candor Tea. Don’t ever do that while drinking and playing Truth or Dare. I’d had a friend get dumped on the spot when the topic of best sex came up and she said her ex used to make her come multiple times at once. Me, I admitted that I never wanted to fall in love. The truth to this day.

“In that case, here’s my card… Ms. Hood?” He said it questioningly.

“Actually, it’s Agent Hood with the Fairytale Bureau, investigative department.”

“Nice to meet you, Agent Hood. Now if I’m done here, could I go home? I’d like to toss back a few whiskeys and try to forget what I saw and smelled today.”

“You’re free to go, Mr. Walden.” Patterson waved him off.

I watched him walk away before tuning in to what Patterson was saying. “…your impression.”

I clued in real quick. “You want me to go in there?” My nose wrinkled. It should be known I wasn’t squeamish. I was the girl who would take a live worm and stab it on a fishing hook. Who could hunt a turkey in the fall, pluck it, gut it, and brine it for cooking. But exploring a massacre that stank? Not high on my list. Regardless, a picture would never do this travesty justice, not to mention images didn’t give me a chance to walk the crime scene and truly get a feel for what might have happened.

“Got a mask?” My kit lacked the necessary equipment, since I didn’t normally investigate scenes with decaying bodies, but I knew better than to walk into a place making experienced cops puke without something to block the smell. Not to mention, I didn’t want to taste it when I breathed.

Patterson snapped his fingers, and one of his plebes scurried over with a shoulder bag.

“Equip Agent Hood so she can go inside.” Equipping meant more than a face covering to help with the stench. There was also the menthol compound that made my eyes water when applied under my nostrils. Then there was everything that would ensure I didn’t contaminate the scene: booties to go over my combat boots and gloves for my hands. As if I planned to touch anything.

I slid past the partially ajar door and stood just within for a second. Mr. Walden must have had a strong stomach to have been able to withstand the odorous carnage. The potent menthol rub didn’t quite mask it. Odd how I’d not smelled it outside, given the cracks in the siding. I made a note to have Sally return and check for spells.

Next, the massacre itself. I couldn’t have said how many bodies were piled inside. They’d been stacked every which way. Not all in one piece either.

A body at the front lacked an arm and one leg below the knee. A stray arm lay a few feet from the pile but didn’t appear to match. The wounds on the bodies appeared ragged and savage. As if torn apart by a wild animal.

Or a wolf.

I edged closer and crouched down before stating, more as an observation than anything, “Is it me, or is there no biting or chew marks?”

The guy in a full bodysuit taking pictures paused to say, “Didn’t need to chomp them to kill.”

“But why kill them if not to eat them?” I pointed out.

“Because whatever did this is a killer.”

The easy answer but I knew better. I’d studied wolves. Yes, they did kill to protect the pack and defend themselves. But most times when they hunted it was to feed, not just for the sake of killing. However, if this were part of a Grimm story, then it could be plausible. The wolf in “The Seven Young Kids” did eat the children without provocation. In “Little Red Cap,” which some called “Red Riding Hood,” he was bad as well. The wolves in all the stories were, and I’d know. I’d made it part of my college thesis to document them all.

Some might say that perhaps a regular rabid wolf had done this. I’d disagree. A normal wolf would have killed them and left them at the site of the kill, not dragged them to hide in a hut.

I did a circuit of the small shack, which was long abandoned if I went by the dust and grime. I spotted a broken chair and lopsided table. The bed was just a frame. There were no personal items. No clothing, pictures, or even knickknacks. Just a spooky hut in a spooky forest that most likely just appeared one day.

A window caught my attention, as it was the only one that had its shutters open. It had to be the one Mr. Walden claimed to have seen the wolf—or large dog—escaping from. Interesting how not a single strand of hair got caught on the sill. No claw marks either. Not impossible, of course. A large-sized canine could have simply leaped and not had to pull itself over the ledge. An open window explained how it got in and out, but if it were the killer, how had it gotten the bodies in here if the door was closed?

Another oddity struck me. I flipped around to eye the room with a frown.

“What’s wrong?” asked the photographer.

“Where’s the flies?” Decomposing meat should have been covered with the swarming fuckers.

The guy shrugged. “This whole forest doesn’t have a normal ecosystem, so is it really that surprising?”

It led to me making another mental note to have Sally do a spell-check, not just on the lack-of-smell situation—because an open window should have aired out the reek for at least a few yards around—and the lack of usual decay. Maggots, flies, even local wildlife should have been having a heyday with this rotted feast.

With nothing to see, since I couldn’t exactly touch the bodies, I exited to see Patterson talking to someone, who then moved off at a brisk pace.

“So?” he asked.

“Definitely a murder scene,” my deadpan reply.

“Any ideas on who or what we’re looking for?”

“Mr. Walden seemed to think a wolf or a dog.”

“Bah. We both know a dog wouldn’t have piled them up nice and tidy. Wolf either.”

“A werewolf might have.” The Grimm Effect had changed one aspect of the story in that the wolf in “Little Red Cap” was literally a man who became a wolf. AKA a werewolf.

“Werewolves are usually smarter,” he opined.

True. They didn’t want to get shot. “I’d say anything willing to massacre people on that scale lacks a few brain cells.” I paused before saying, “Do you have any suspects?”

“Not yet. Too soon. Once we sift some of the evidence, maybe we’ll find some traces of DNA.”

Which would help, as everyone these days had to donate to the registry. It became necessary when the curse sometimes changed people physically to the point they couldn’t be recognized. Upon birth, nurses now took blood for the regular tests and the DNA bank.

“I’ll see if the office has any wolves or other known folks with great big claws on file in the area,” I mentioned.

“You think it’s someone local?” Patterson asked.

“Someone not from around here wouldn’t have known about this hut and most likely would have left the bodies scattered. This seems more like the killer felt this was a safe spot for them. I doubt too many people go for casual strolls in these woods.”

Patterson shook his head. “Even my own guys didn’t want to come in here. Said it was haunted.”

“I assume you’ll have some of your task force going door to door asking if people saw anything?”

“Already got the rookies on it. I’ll have the report sent to your office. If you find something, be sure to send it over,” Patterson stated.

“Sure thing, Chief,” I said, lying through my teeth. We only passed on pertinent info for non-Grimm crimes. Other than that, we tended to handle the cases ourselves. Not everyone had the guts to smash a frog, behead a monster, or hold down a girl to cut her hair. I did.

Because the alternative was letting the curse win, and I didn’t like to lose.

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Part of the Elyon's Warriors series:
  • Aziel
  • Zakai
  • Elija
  • Metatron
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He never expected to lead a rebellion.

Metatron has been by God’s side for eons. A leader in battle. A loyal and unflinching servant until he finally sees the cruelty in some of his commander’s orders.

When he discovers a lost colony planet, his only thought is to help save its inhabitants from the threat Hell poses. Only, demons aren’t the only thing he must guard against.

His heart becomes involved when a vexing Templar Knight questions everything he’s ever stood for. Francesca isn’t about to let God—or anyone for that matter—dictate how she should live, or who should die. She’s ready to fight in the coming battle, not just against Hell but Heaven too, and the angels must choose a side.

Metatron can only hope humanity is right when it claims love conquers all.

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Published: 2023-11-14
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Genres:
alien romance, angel romance, apocalypse romance, forbidden love, Sci-Fi Romance, space opera
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Excerpt:

Foreword

A long time ago, God planted seeds on Earth and they grew to be humanity. This flock was tended and watched over by a choir of angels from their ark. Only, the inhabitants they herded weren’t very obedient. As a matter of fact, they questioned and even killed their shepherds.

Despite this, the surviving choir did their best to maintain order and to convince the flock to obey the commandments given to them by God. Perhaps, had the angels not been overrun by greed and warring forces, they might have remained in control.

Instead, the angels were eradicated by the humans and forgotten by God.

Eons passed and a new choir of angels rediscovered the lost colony, but so has Hell. The forces of darkness and chaos are coming to pillage Earth and will kill billions with their greed.

A good thing Angels aren’t only peacekeepers but fierce warriors full of righteous fury—and an ability to love.

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Prologue

Attend me at once.

When God commanded, angels had no choice but to listen, hence why Metatron dropped his training duties and now stood before Elyon, who sat upon his mighty throne. Metatron waited.

And waited.

A good thing patience happened to be a virtue he possessed in plenty, because Elyon did so enjoy playing games. Especially ones to showcase his power.

Metatron already had an idea of why he’d been called before God. He hadn’t been the most obedient of angels lately. Not that he’d done anything overt. Only visiting an angel being held prisoner in Dante’s Inferno and giving that captive a clue to escape. Not stripping the wings from insubordinates but rather banishing them to planets out of sight of a vengeful deity. But his most insidious crime? Not fawning at Elyon’s feet. He’d never been the type to fall prostate, but what little respect he’d once held for Heaven’s God had long since dissipated.

The deity in question sat ramrod straight on his throne, a frothy moving concoction of clouds that somehow held his weight. As appearances went, Elyon’s changed depending on his mood. Sometimes being that of a young fit male with muscled physique and square jaw. Other times, he chose an older façade, replete with long white beard and flowing robes. Only one thing never changed: the glowing eyes. Angels could sometimes project a soft brilliance with their orbs, but it never lasted long. Elyon, however, because of the power he wielded, could never truly hide amongst his flocks, hence why he had scions to do his bidding.

When Elyon finally deigned to acknowledge Metatron, his blank expression suddenly animating as he returned to his physical form, Metatron braced himself. Elyon could be temperamental and had been known to smite for small slights. Just in case, Metatron stayed ready to fling up a shield if necessary. Could he win in a direct fight with God? Not with the power Elyon commanded, but at the same time, Metatron wielded a sword better than anyone. He might prevail if he was fast enough, but he kept such mutinous thoughts veiled from Elyon. A trick he’d long ago learned to avoid the nosy mind-poking of a paranoid deity.

“You disappoint me, Metatron.” God’s voice, while low, still echoed in the vast chamber. The throne room spanned several stories and had a fluted shape, which Metatron had long suspected amplified Elyon’s metaphysical ability to speak across long distances.

“Apologies, Your Holiness.” He dipped his head in feigned contrition. Metatron had learned how to handle Elyon when he got in a mood. “I will pray for your forgiveness and strive to do better so that I might return to your good grace.”

Elyon snorted. “I see we can add lying to your many faults.”

“Angels can’t lie.” Not entirely false. Most really couldn’t. Their vows to Heaven and, more specifically, Elyon prevented it. But Metatron wasn’t like the others. Blame age and experience for the fact he could do and feel things others couldn’t.

“We both know you’re more than a simple angel.” A disgruntled reply. “You should have long ago moved on from your archangel status if not for your constant need to vex me.”

Metatron held in a grimace at the thought of becoming part of Elyon’s sycophant inner circle. “I have no interest in being anything more than your loyal soldier.”

“You make that claim, and yet you’re undermining my authority.”

“In what way?” Metatron played innocent.

“Removing dissidents before they can be punished.”

“Banishing them, Your Holiness, that you might concentrate on more important things.” Metatron hated needless death. An angel shouldn’t have to die because they chafed at Elyon’s strict rules.

“Always with the quick replies. Do you think I’m blind to your plotting? I know you’re behind it.”

“Behind what?” He truly didn’t know what Elyon spoke of, but imagined it had to do with his growing paranoia that Heaven, and his flocks, conspired to take him down. Metatron had given the rebellion some thought, but never anything more because, without God, Heaven would crumble.

“Do you think me blind and stupid?” God boomed, rising from his chair and growing in stature to become twice Metatron’s size. “Your insubordination will not be tolerated.”

“Will you smite me, then?” Metatron couldn’t contain himself. He’d been taught since the creche to always be honest. And while a lie might keep him alive, he couldn’t hold his tongue. “If I’m defying some of your commands, then perhaps it is because they are at odds with the holy laws you enacted and have your warriors upholding.”

“My laws!” Elyon spat. “Which means I can change them if I wish. And if I give you a command, you are to obey it at once.”

Another angel might have been blubbering on the floor, promising to do better, begging for another chance. Metatron shook his head. “I am not a mindless puppet. I have a conscience guided by my faith, and I won’t do anything to tarnish it.” On this, Metatron wouldn’t back down. To think there used to be a time when he loved and respected God. Would have done anything for him. What happened to Elyon? Or had Metatron simply been too blinded by devotion before to see him as he truly was? A being with too much power who decided he was above his own laws.

“Blasphemer,” hissed Elyon, sitting back down.

“There was a time you valued my words and suggestions. What happened?”

“You have become weak. Influenced most likely by Hell’s insidious taint on the worlds you’ve visited.”

Elyon might have a point. Had Metatron changed? In some respects, yes, but at the same time, at his core, he remained a loyal servant to Heaven, just maybe not God anymore. “I am Heaven’s loyal servant.”

“A nice way of avoiding saying you are obedient to me.” Elyon zeroed in on his choice of words. “Your attitude poses a dilemma.”

“My attitude?” Once more, Metatron couldn’t hold his tongue. “Perhaps the question you should ask instead is, why have you strayed from the holy path? Where is the kind and compassionate God I once served?”

“You understand nothing!” God’s reply came with a tightening of Metatron’s throat, as if an invisible fist held it. “What I do, I do for Heaven.”

Metatron flexed his fists and broke the hold on him, not easily, and he knew very well Elyon could have tightened the grip and snapped his neck had he wanted to. “If you have a plan or a vision, then tell me that I might understand your commands.”

“I don’t have to explain myself to you or anyone else. I would smite you, but that might cause more issues than your death would merit. What am I to do with you?” Elyon drummed his fingers on his throne. “Take your wings?”

The idea horrified. “On what grounds?”

“Because I said so,” Elyon retorted. “But again, that might make you a martyr, and that won’t do. I need you out of sight, fading from people’s minds.” God leaned back on his throne, the clouds shifting to accommodate, and a smile touched his lips. “A mission, far from here, would accomplish that. And lucky for you, I have a cantorii ready for departure.”

“Going to banish me to a colony planet?” Metatron spat. He should have been rejoicing he’d live, but the rude reward for being a loyal warrior stung.

“The current planets are already taken care of. It’s time we expanded. Therefore, you will embark on a journey of exploration. It is time we probe and seed the far-flung reaches of the universe.”

In other words, permanent exile. God’s way of handling a messy situation. He couldn’t kill Metatron, not without just cause. Stripping him of his wings and HALO would also draw notice, as Metatron’s bravery and service to Heaven were well documented.

But this, sending him off on a futile search, far from Heaven… Perhaps it wasn’t the worst thing that could happen. In fact, it could be the perfect solution to get him away from Elyon and finally forge a life for himself, free of the constant wars and conflicts.

The expulsion was how Metatron ended up principality of a cantorii that ventured into a spiral galaxy, where they found the lost colony of Eden.

It was also where he’d most likely die because Hell was on its doorstep.

Chapter One

Sometime before Aziel got caught on camera, Zakai found Atlantis, and Elija destroyed Astaroth’s castle…

The day I met an angel I happened to be drunk. In my defense, I’d had a terrible week. My boss fired me from my receptionist job at a car dealership so he could give my spot to his mistress. My car died on the way home and the tow truck wouldn’t give me a lift, so I had to walk a few miles in the pouring rain only to get to my place—an attic apartment that overlooked a parking lot—and find the ceiling leaking. Not just drips of water, but a torrent that led to my landlord telling me to leave for my own safety.

I barely managed to pack a bag before I got shoved out of my place. With no paycheck coming in and little savings, I couldn’t exactly afford a hotel, and I hated mooching off friends. Not having many alternatives, I turned to the only place I could access and not have to pay: the church basement we used to host our Templar Knights meetings.

Yes, I said Templar Knights, a secretive society whose stated purpose was fighting Hell’s minions, but in reality, it was more an excuse to meet up, have drinks, and chat about how the world sucked and had strayed from God’s path. The weird part about me being a member? I wasn’t very religious. I inherited my spot because of my father and his father before him. A whole line of sons stretching way back and ending in me.

A woman.

Luckily, being an only daughter led to my dad not being a misogynistic ass. My father fought to have me present at the meetings. Standing against those who tried to keep the Templars a sausage fest.

He taught me how to fight and took me demon hunting from an early age. Turned out I was skilled at it, a good thing since I had to prove myself to the old-school knights who thought women belonged in the kitchen or in bed on their backs, legs spread. It took time and effort, but I finally reached a point in the organization where I demanded and received respect.

My induction was just the start. At the last major Templar event—a convention held in Italy that gathered all 304 knights scattered around the world—I’d been pleased to see how many female members now belonged to the various Templar cells. In an even more astonishing stroke, when my dad died unexpectedly last year from a heart attack, my own sect voted me in to replace him. Me, the nonreligious but willing-to-fight evil chick, now in charge of the group that the world assumed LARPed at being heroes. Little did they know, we did actually fight monsters; we just didn’t advertise it.

Anyhow back to the angel. Given my shit day, I’d chosen to bunk down in the church basement with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s—the only best friend a girl really had until the spins hit. I wasn’t what you’d call the sociable type. Me and other girls? We didn’t get along. I’d always understood guys so much better. Problem being, at one point, guy friends made a move that led to you having to not so gently rebuff them. I hated it when that happened. It spelled an end to hanging out because things always got awkward after the rejection.

Currently, I was taking a break from people because they tired me. Non-Templars didn’t understand the secrets I kept. Templars wouldn’t respect a leader fucking their members. It left me with few choices when it came to friendships. Thankfully Jack, that dear old bottle of soothing warmth, gave me exactly what I needed. Relaxation.

Since I didn’t have a bed, I lay atop the table where I’d spread my blanket and pillow, some of the few things I’d managed to grab before being ushered out. Since the ceiling insisted on spinning, I had my eyes closed, one leg flopped over the side of the table, my toes dangling but not quite reaching the floor to steady me. I really hoped I could avoid puking. I’d forgotten to grab an elastic for my hair.

Bang. Bang. Bang. I was startled at the brisk knock at the side door, situated in the alley and giving direct access into the basement so you could avoid the church overhead. At the Templar meetings, we often joked about our underground meeting room being our version of a lair, hidden and secret. The irony being the church rented it to us thinking we were an anonymous addiction group. They ignored the odd hours we sometimes met. In return, we kept pesky demons out of the belfry and did it so well that the pastor and his many volunteers never saw a thing.

Given this wasn’t a meeting night—I should know, I’m the one who calls them—I ignored the tap. If this were a Templar emergency—AKA demon sighting—they would have used the secret knock or, most likely given we’d gone modern at my urging, texted.

The person in the alley didn’t bang a second time, and I expelled a breath as I opened my eyes. The view proved disconcerting seeing as how I’d left a light on. The covered windows made this place too dark and creepy otherwise. It didn’t help it could have used a renovation starting with the ceiling. I stared at the drop tiles, more dingy gray than white, many of which sported yellow circles of mouse pee.

Click.

My half-lidded eyes flew open. I turned my head to see the knob on the door turning. Holy shit. Someone was coming inside.

I was understandably perturbed seeing as how only two other people had a key. Tony, who’d been trying to convince us to switch to Zoom permanently after Covid, seeing as he owned a super nice house in the burbs and hated coming to meetings. And Antonia, who currently vacationed in the Bahamas.

Despite the spinning of my brain, I rolled to my side and shoved my other leg off the table. Unfortunately, my body began to follow. My feet hit, and I crumpled, hitting the floor as the door opened. My hands barely stopped my fall. My nose almost kissed the tile floor. Hair flopped over my cheeks to form a veil, blocking my view. Worst of all, my gun was in my duffel bag on a chair opposite me.

Over the thumping of my heart, I heard a strange rustling and almost a scraping as if something shoved its way through the doorframe. Something big. Like a demon!

Shit. I went to push myself up, only to get the spins and a lurch in my tummy that didn’t bode well. I paused and took a deep breath.

Thump, thump, thump. Steps approached. From a tiny part in my hair, I noted the boots that stopped not far from my face. I hotly blew on a hank of hair—Pfffft­­—that did nothing to improve my line of sight.

“Are you injured?” asked a deep male voice with a gravelly undertone.

“Nope, just a little bit tipsy,” I slurred as I shoved to my hands and knees, head still hanging. Ugh, why did gravity have to be such a jerk? I managed to get upright but only because a firm grip steadied me enough that I could lift my face and gape for a few reasons.

One, what a pretty man. You know that term “cheekbones sharp enough to cut”? I stared at them framed by the kind of layered hair men usually paid a fortune to achieve. A stern gaze met mine, which matched the thinly pressed lips. But what caused me to blink? The jutting wings at the intruder’s back. Had to be a costume. A good one, too, given I’d have sworn I saw the feathers on them ruffle.

“Who are you?” I managed to ask despite my thick tongue.

“Metatron.”

“Sounds like a good name for a Transformer. Only, usually, they don’t have wings.” My reply drew his brows together.

“I don’t know what this transformer is that you speak of. I am an archangel here on a mission from God.”

I’m afraid I laughed. “Sure you are, buddy.” Because the thing was, yes, as a Templar Knight, I fought the forces of evil, AKA nuisance demons that popped up every so often, but while my order might be based on religion and, supposedly, we followed the word of God, I actually didn’t really believe in it. I mean, if angels were real, why hadn’t I ever seen any? I’d encountered enough demons to satisfy me they existed, but no burning bushes, no celestial beings, no voices out of nowhere, until now. And given my level of drunkenness, there existed a strong possibility the man cosplaying wasn’t real. Never mind the fact I’d never hallucinated before. There was always a first time.

“You are alone?” he asked, glancing around.

The question managed a cold slap to my drunken fuzz. I stepped away from the guy called Metatron, and my back hit the table, preventing me from moving farther and still too far from my gun. With my tipsy state, what were the chances I could throw myself over the table, grab it from my bag and aim it—without falling over or puking?

Probably not good odds, so I remained still and cautious. Curious too. As some of my senses returned, I noted, despite his claim, the wings at his back weren’t white but a strange teal. So, not an angel. At the same time, he wasn’t like any demon I’d ever seen. He didn’t have horns or any of the disfiguration I’d become used to. Twisted limbs, leathery appearance, and slavering grunts tended to be the norm.

“Listen, I don’t know who you are, or how you got a key, but I know for a fact you shouldn’t be here and need to leave.” Had I been sober, I wouldn’t have been so worried. I’d faced down monsters, gone and cleared out nests when they cropped up, and put myself numerous times in danger with the scars to prove it. But I knew my instincts were off. Hand-to-hand against a guy his size would be tricky if I couldn’t count on my usual speed.

I inched sideways, keeping my eyes on him as I made my way to my bag.

“I came because your door bore the symbol.” To my surprise, he sketched the Templar sign in the air, a cross that then lit up bright red before fading from sight.

Okay, that was kind of cool and more proof I probably dreamed this. “What do you want with the Templars?”

“You know of them?” he countered.

No point in lying given the symbol lightly etched on the top left corner of the door. “Yeah, I know of them.”

“Where can I find their leader?”

“Depends on why you want them.” I cocked my head. “How did you even find this location?” It wasn’t as if we advertised our presence.

“The sign—”

“On the door is tiny and barely noticeable. In other words, unless you know where to find it, it’s not something you just come across,” I countered. “So let’s try again. Why did you come to this church in particular?” It was one of dozens in the city, but the only Templar one in the state.

“It wasn’t the symbol on your door that alerted me to your presence but the design on the roof.”

My turn to purse my lips. “What design?”

Once more he did a sketch in the air, the cross somehow having ornate flairs to the ends, the red of it more muted, a burgundy to match the clay tile used on the roof. The symbol faded. “I happened to be flying overhead when I saw it. I’d begun to think the previous choir failed to establish the Templars or that they’d disappeared along with the shepherds.”

“The Templars are still around, but the only shepherds in this world usually tend to sheep.”

“How many knights serve?” he asked.

“Why does it matter?”

“Because this planet is in grave danger.”

A grand declaration. I crossed my arms. “Oh. From what, pray tell?”

“Hell.”

Maybe it was because I remained drunk, but I laughed. “Of course it has to be Hell. Nice.” I clapped. “You are good. I mean the wings, the earnest expressions. Who put you up to this? Was it Edward? Or Leopold? Is there a camera taping this?” I glanced around, looking for a hidden lens or person holding up a phone.

“Woman, you are testing my patience. I do not have time for your mockery. Where is the Templar leader? I need to speak with him at once.”

No surprise he’d assume a male was in charge. It soured my mirth. “Listen, pal. Fun’s over. You and your fake-ass wings need to go before I call the cops.” Or shot him. The more the alcoholic buzz wore off, the more my trigger finger itched. If this guy wasn’t cosplaying, then I faced a next-level demon.

He drew himself straighter, which made his already impressive height daunting. His eyes began to glow but not as much as the halo that suddenly circled his head, and when he spoke again, his voice reverberated. “Enough of your blathering, woman. Take me to the Templar leader at once!” His wings extended, and I still couldn’t help myself.

“You can take your demands and shove them, demon.”

He uttered a sound as he reached for me, but I darted away, or meant to. My drunken butt lacked coordination, meaning he managed to grab hold of my arm and swing me back to face him.

He uttered a growly noise I didn’t understand. His halo brightened, and through the still-open door, a light beamed and bathed us in its brilliance.

I blinked, and when I could see again, we weren’t in that church basement anymore. A disjointed sensation hit me hard. My stomach heaved. And by heaved, I mean it decided to evacuate through my mouth.

And that was how I barfed all over my first angel.

Chapter Two

Metatron held on to his annoyance lest he smite the human who’d fouled all over him. Frustrating creature that she was, he should have probably left her when she proved so contrary. However, seeing the Templar symbol when flying overhead, the sigil used to identify those doing work for the shepherds guiding the flock, excited him. Perhaps this planet hadn’t forgotten everything if the Templars still existed. They could be of great aid in navigating this strange planet.

Having visited many flocks in his life, he’d never met one that had evolved in such a fashion. Blame the fact they’d lost their shepherds—AKA the ark and angels sent to guide them.

He whirled from the woman who stared around wide-eyed and non-apologetic about the mess she’d made. He stalked a few paces before spreading his arms and commanding the cantorii to cleanse him. It removed the vile fluids and chunks from him but could do nothing for his mood. That remained dark.

To think he’d been banished to this.

“I don’t feel so good,” she slurred.

He whirled to see the human had collapsed on his narrow bed. He didn’t use it often, preferring to perch when he slept. While only slightly wider than his frame, it should have been big enough for the slight female if she’d used it properly, but she lay sprawled at an angle that dangled her head over one edge and legs over another while she snored something terrible.

He pursed his lips. She wasn’t ill, but drunk, which God condemned along with the use of drugs and other debaucheries.

Not that Elyon abstained. Metatron might not have partaken, but he was aware of Elyon’s vices, usually hidden from all but those closest to him. Do as I say, not as I do, what Elyon had once declared when Metatron had dared to question God about his choices.

Metatron poked at the female. “Wake up.”

Snort. Snuffle. The woman didn’t rouse.

He sighed; he didn’t have time for this. He contacted Jesus, God’s scion—and spy. Each cantorii and ark travelled with one, an extension of Elyon himself, a Jesus who had some of God’s powers, enough to keep a mission healthy and impress the flocks on the colonized planets. Most were annoying and pompous with an inflated sense of worth despite being the lowest ranked when on a mission. This Jesus in particular irritated Metatron to the point he’d thought about having him expelled into space.

“What?” Jesus replied via the HALO.

Metatron fought the urge to snap. The constant disrespect grated. Not to mention this particular Jesus Christ’s reputation proceeded him. Angels had a tendency of dying on missions with this one. It led to Metatron taking a few precautions to ensure he didn’t also become a casualty.

“I have a human in need of healing,” Metatron explained.

“Why not just kill it and grab another? There’s billions of them on this filthy planet.” The biggest colony Metatron had ever encountered and the one person he needed sleeping off their overindulgence.

“Now.” His final growled word on the matter.

Jesus chose to not further argue and appeared at the door to his room a short moment after. The male entered, his hair long and unruly, his frame gaunt, unlike the last Jesus Metatron worked with. This one had already adopted the clothing from the surface and could have fit right in with his sulky expression.

“What’s wrong with her?” Jesus groused as he headed for the bed.

“Intoxication.”

Jesus halted and whirled. “That’s not an injury.”

“She is incapacitated, and I need her coherent.”

Jesus huffed. “How will she learn her lesson on over-imbibing if I heal her?”

Metatron simply stared. Long and hard.

Jesus sighed and sulked his way to the woman’s side. He knelt and placed his hands on her. A glow immediately encased them both.

While Jesus worked, Metatron did a check-in via his HALO to see what had happened while he’d been out. The ship eagerly let him sift its surveillance records. There were times he thought he felt a glimmer of emotion. Could it be the cantorii peaked early and would soon be achieving ark sentience status? The floor vibrated under his feet as if the cantorii heard him and replied.

Jesus stated, “It’s done. She should wake any moment.”

“Thank you.”

Jesus rose and tucked his hands into his pockets as he stared down at the woman. “Who is she?”

“Someone with information.”

Jesus glanced at him. “You know I could have just rifled her memories to find it.”

Rather than shudder in distaste at the offer to dig inside her mind—and leave it scrambled—Metatron dismissed Jesus. “I have the situation in wing. You can return to your previous activity.”

Jesus cast one last glance at the woman before slinking out. Metatron really should do something about God’s scion before anything happened. Jesus might appear benign, but he had too much power—and a cruel streak.

The woman stirred, yawning and stretching, rolling to her back, her clothes filthy. He grimaced as he ordered the ship to cleanse her. It led to the female sitting suddenly upright, eyes wide, wiggling and shaking.

“Eep. What’s that tickle? Stop.” She squirmed as the ship removed all traces of foulness from her skin and clothes. When it finished, and she stopped jiggling, she looked around, taking a moment to notice her surroundings. Craning her head, she passed a glance over him a few times before narrowing her gaze.

“Where am I?”

“My room.”

“You fucking kidnapped me!” she yelled, rising from the bed.

“You refused to give me the information I requested.”

She advanced on him, cheeks bright with fury, matching her sparking gaze. He’d not noticed before the beauty she presented. Now alert, her expression fierce, he couldn’t help but see not only her striking features framed by dark hair but her shapely figure.

“You made a big mistake,” she snarled as she neared enough to swing a fist.

He caught it, slightly surprised. In Elyon’s army, only male angels ever fought. The rare females, wingless and beautiful, remained on Heaven. On Eden, a place the humans had renamed Earth, the two sexes comingled, the females in positions of power usually unheard of in most colonies. Very few ever established matriarchal dominance. None ever showed such parity of position like Earth.

A foot followed the fist and hit him in the ribs. He could have shielded but didn’t. Instead, he blocked her blows, his bracers harder than her little fists.

Soon she blew hotly and glared but, recognizing she wouldn’t prevail, showed intelligence at last and held her hands by her sides.

“Done?” he asked.

“Only until I find something sharp.”

Her threat rolled right off his wingtip. “Now that you are coherent, you will tell me where to find the Templar leader. I need to speak with him at once.”

“Why?” she countered.

“It is a matter of urgency.”

She stared.

She must be simple-minded, as he’d told her earlier. “Hell is coming.”

“Some would say it’s already here.” She moved from him and went to inspect the walls, running her hands over them.

“Not yet, but it’s approaching. I fear this planet has little time.”

“Little time for what?”

“To attempt evacuation and mount a defense.”

She paused and half turned. “A defense against an attack? From whom? And don’t say Hell again. I want an actual country or organization.”

“I am tired of explaining to you, woman. I need the Templar leader. He’ll understand what I’m speaking of.”

“Oh really?” she drawled. “Is that because he’s a man?”

“Because he will be versed in the Templar role as protectors against Hell.”

“They don’t need you to tell them how to do their job. Templars have already been protecting the world for thousands of years. Without them, we’d live in a much more demon-infested place.”

“Minor skirmishes compared to what is coming. If Hell makes it to your planet, they will strip it of everything and kill almost everyone.”

“You really should get some ominous music to go with that threat.” She tapped the wall, walked a few paces, tapped again.

“I am very much regretting having you healed,” he grumbled. Maybe she required a little suffering to humble her haughty attitude.

“Oh, so now you perform miracles too?” she taunted.

“I wasn’t the one to heal you. That would be Jesus.”

“Of course,” she snorted. “Who else would be hanging around a supposed angel?”

 

“I’m not a supposed anything. I am an archangel in Elyon’s army of light.”

“And I’m the queen of Candy Land. What are you really? Demon? Something else?”

“How can you not believe I’m an angel?” It baffled him.

“Your wings are blue.”

“And?”

“Angel's wings are white, duh.” She rolled her eyes. “And you’re like wearing dark clothing, very much not soldier of light.”

“The white uniform is only for ceremonial events, and I don’t understand what my appearance has to do with me being an archangel.”

“Oh stop it already. Angels aren’t real,” she blurted out.

“You are standing in front of one,” his dry reply.

“All right then, prove it.” A request he’d never before encountered. It left him at a loss.

“How?”

“Let me meet God.”

“God’s on Heaven.”

“Duh. Take me there to meet him and I’ll believe you’re an angel.”

“Heaven’s not close enough for us to beam.”

“Is that some weird way of saying I’m too alive to visit? Because if so, that’s a good thing. I kind of worried I was dead seeing as how this room doesn’t have a door, or windows for that matter.”

“Are you always this contrary?” he countered.

“I should have known you’d be the type who can’t stand a woman who can speak her mind.”

“I’d like it better if you spoke of the Templar leader’s location.”

“Right in front of you.”

He frowned. “What’s that supposed to mean? How is that an address?”

“No address needed because you’re talking to her. Yes, a dumb woman is the one in charge of your precious Templars.”

“You?” He stared at her in shock.

“Yes me.”

He shook his head in disbelief. “If you’re what the Templars have to offer, then I fear your world is doomed.”

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Hell has entered the solar system, a behemoth that will decimate the planet – and its inhabitants. But there is hope for humanity if they can get enough people off-planet to start over. However, sabotage puts a dent in those plans. Cindy-lu is tasked with finding a way to help repair their only means of evacuation, and to ensure she can get the job done, they’ve assigned her a guardian angel.
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Hope for the future is on the line, and it will take him pushing back against the scriptures he’s followed so rigorously for him to prevail—and save the woman he loves.
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Love is even more slippery than this mermaid when wet.

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Given the choice between dealing with a psycho killer, a meddling mother, and an all too sexy falcon, this poor doctor does what any sane lion would do—he takes a nice, long nap.

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Nolan’s pedigree isn’t the only thing preventing him from falling for his sexy partner. She’s bossy, violent, rude and oh so intriguing to this curious cat, but his meddlesome mother will never allow him to get involved with a bird. But before he can decide if love is worth bucking pride tradition, he needs to stay out of the clutches of a demented ex-patient.

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