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Midlife Christmas Vigilante

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You can call me the spirit of hot flashes, fangs, and vengeance.

Just before Christmas my life underwent a major change. And I’m not talking about the fact I hit menopause hard—I mean, we’re talking night sweats and hormones gone wild. Nope, it was worse than that. I almost died, and would have actually been six feet under if I’d not been transformed into a vampire.
You heard me right. At the ripe age of forty-seven, I became a blood-guzzling, sunlight-hating, fanged menace with an insatiable appetite.
Thankfully, criminals taste delicious.
But the wicked aren’t the only people I’m nibbling on this holiday season. When I’m not taking a literal bite out of crime, you will find me unwrapping the handsome vampire who gave me the best present of all.
Love.

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Available on: 2025-12-11
Genres:
Holiday Romance, Holiday Romance, killer heroine, older heroine, Paranormal Romance, paranormal women's fiction, pwf, vampire romance
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Excerpt:

Prologue

Multicolored lights twinkled, softened by the dusting of falling snow. Wreaths abounded, not all of them fake, and the scent from the boughs of the real ones partially masked the exhaust of cars chugging along with their heaters on full blast.

Christmas Day would shortly arrive and children would wake and race excitedly to see what Santa brought them, sometimes followed by disappointment as the spoiled and entitled grubby crotch goblins grumbled they didn’t get more. Or at least my nieces and nephews used to. Was it any wonder I bailed on family functions?

I’d not been to a holiday dinner or birthday celebration in years. Didn’t miss them, to be honest, as they usually included a criticism of my life choices, such as the ever popular, “why don’t you get married?” or “How could you skip having kids? You’re going to end up being the spinster cat lady on your block!” As if that was a deterrent. I liked cats.

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What I abhorred? Predators of the human variety.

I didn’t know who lived in the bungalow on the quiet side street. So why then, you might wonder, did I skulk atop the roof of the house, crouched in wait like a skulking vulture?

The reason arrived on foot, wearing a ski mask and nondescript clothing, the kind easily ditched and forgotten. I watched as he sidled right up to the window he’d unlocked earlier in the day when he’d entered the home to check the water meter. The homeowner didn’t notice his subterfuge. Then again, why would they suspect someone who claimed they had municipal authority to enter their house?

He didn’t, actually. The work order, the uniform, everything was fake and all part of how this predator operated. You see, Simon Petrie was a pervert, and tonight his reign of indecent exposure would come to an end.

As to how Simon came to my notice? The police issued a warning. Over the past few months there’d been several reported incidents of a man illegally entering homes via an unlocked window, waking the victim and threatening them with a knife if they screamed. Once the victims promised to behave, Simon then proceeded to jerk off his small cock to a slimy conclusion. He didn’t rape, didn’t even touch—not yet at least. However, Simon the pervert needed to be handled before his crimes escalated. Already he’d gone from exposing himself once every other week, to four times in the past eight days. It was only a matter of time before the thrill of tugging himself to climax for a disgusted audience was no longer enough to satisfy. I planned to end his jizzing career before that happened.

With that mission in mind, and little clues to go on—because the cops couldn’t find a match for the DNA left behind—I visited a few crime scenes. I questioned the victims, then ensured none would remember seeing me. Got a description and a scent. Once I had those, it took me five days of wandering my city before I tracked Simon down, during which time he traumatized two more women.

His terrorizing of women ended tonight. My Christmas gift to the world.

Now, I could have confronted Simon at his apartment. After all, I knew his name and where he lived, but honestly, I found it much more satisfying to stalk and swoop into the rescue before my target committed their unholy crime, and lucky me, he’d dumbly left the address of his next victim written on a pad of paper that also listed future potentials.

Giddy with anticipation, I allowed Simon to reach for the window he’d unlocked and stifled a giggle as he found it latched. My doing. I’d ensured Martha Stewart—no relation to the household goddess!—fastened it shut earlier that evening.

“What the fuck,” Simon muttered as he strained to no avail. The annoyed and stymied perv kicked the snow as he turned around and headed for the sidewalk in a full-blown sulk. Boohoo, I’d ruined his plans.

Quietly, I leapt from the rooftop and shadowed Simon as he made his way to his car, which he’d parked close to the park. Smart on his part, given how many people strolled, jogged, or dragged a dog to do its business through the myriad trails. No one would give the plain sedan a second glance.

Lights blinked as he unlocked his car, my cue to announce my presence.

“Going home so soon, Simon?” I purred.

At the sound of my voice, he whirled and frowned. “Who are you?”

“Given I’m feeling rather festive, let’s go with the Spirit of Christmas Past, Present, and Future.”

“What’s that supposed to mean?”

“It means, I know what you’ve done and what you were about to do. I am also going to make sure it never happens again.” Said with a lilting tone, because I truly was feeling merry about the situation.

“Fuck off, bitch.” He took a menacing step in my direction.

Old me would have been intimated by a six foot three-ish man with at least two hundred plus pounds of muscle and a scowl.

New me laughed. “Oh, Simon. Do you think you scare me? I’ve handled bigger with ease,” I taunted. But I could understand why he thought I’d be an easy target, seeing how he topped me by a good eight inches and outweighed me by at least sixty or seventy pounds.

“How do you know my name?”

My lips curved. “Because I’ve been following you. You’ve been a bad boy, Simon. Congrats on making my naughty list.”

“How dare you spy on me!” He spat as he lunged for me.

A simple sidestep, an extended foot, and oopsies, down went the perv.

Simon hit the cold asphalt face first and immediately popped to his feet yelling. “You fucking cunt. I am going to mess you up so bad.”

“I’d like to see you try.” I crossed my arms and arched a brow. “Come on. Let’s see what you’ve got. Or maybe not. I’ve heard it’s rather small, and I wouldn’t want to pee my pants laughing.” It used to be a problem when I hit menopause and my body suddenly stopped working the way it should.

"Bitch! You are going to regret messing with me." Simon’s sudden courage came from his less-than-subtle reach for the switchblade in his pocket. He extended it and growled. “On your knees where you belong, whore.”

“You really need to look up the definition of whore because I’m pretty sure the fact I only screw one guy makes me the opposite.”

“Whatever, slut. I said kneel.” He waved his puny blade, and I couldn’t help it. I laughed.

“I can’t believe your knife is as small as your dick.”

His eyes narrowed in rage. “We’ll see if you’re still calling it small when I choke you with it.” He lunged for me and swung. Rather than dodge, I leaned in so that the tip of the blade slashed open my cheek.

Yes, I let him injure me to prove a point. The cut barely bled and immediately sealed shut without leaving so much as a dimple. Pretty cool, huh? Super-duper healing would have been handy when my appendix blew up a few years back and I ended up in intensive care for a week eating shitty hospital food.

“What the fuck? Who are you?” Simon gasped. Nothing like seeing the wide-eyed look on the face of my prey when they realized just how screwed they were.

I tossed my hair as I posed. “Take a wild guess. You may have read about me in the news.” While Simon had been given the title, Midnight Diddler, mine ended up being much cooler.

“You’re the Vigilante Vampire,” he exclaimed.

“I am.” And I quite approved of my social media name, especially since they also called me a hero for taking out the trash.

No longer as confident, Simon suddenly decided to bolt.

Silly man. I let him get a head start and watched as he sprinted into the woods, then I did the slow villain stalk. The trail meandering through the suburban copse of trees was pretty. Softly falling snow passed through the bare branches and dusted the ground, a blanket of white that clearly showed Simon’s shoe prints.

Not that I need those to find him. Like a certain famous toucan, I followed my nose.

I allowed Simon to run until he thought himself safe. When he slowed to a walk, I tackled his ass and flipped him onto his back.

He squeaked, like a mouse caught by a cat.

I knelt on his chest and smiled. “Did you really think you could escape me?”

“Leave me alone.”

“The same way you left those poor women alone? I think not.”

“I didn’t hurt them,” he huffed.

“Mental trauma counts.” Some of the victims required counseling afterwards, not to mention poor Sue-Ellen, the virgin, whose first experience with a dick would leave her unprepared for the fact they were usually much larger and more fearsome.

He had the nerve to beg. "Don't kill me. I'll give you anything you want."

“There’s only one thing I want from you, Simon,” I stated, licking my lips as the pulse in his neck fluttered rapidly, teasing and tempting me.

“I won’t do it anymore. I promise,” he blubbered.

“No, you won’t.” I made sure of that. I struck quick as a viper, my fangs penetrating his flesh, letting his blood flow. I gulped to quench my thirst, and didn’t stop until Simon’s heart ceased beating.

I could have stopped before he died, but better to have one less pervert walking the streets. Santa could thank me later for clearing the backlog on his naughty list.

You might wonder how I went from a menopausal, dumpy, perpetually single, aging poorly data manager to a crime fighting cougar—with fangs.

My story, make that my second chance at life, began two years ago around Christmas…

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Humanity needs a hero and fate chose me. The world is so fucked.

Some people’s midlife crisis involves chopping off their hair or buying a convertible. Not me. I get to see demons, and even more traumatizing, I’m supposed to get rid of them.

A secret society of reapers and witches who’ve been keeping our planet demon free for generations has taken me under their wing. It’s nice to feel like I’m a part of something important, but will they have the time - and patience - to teach me how to wield my power before the biggest and baddest demon escapes his prison?

Join me for a wild and dangerous ride as I go from ordinary store clerk to supposed savior of the world. I’m going to learn to fight. How to wield magic. Fall in love.  And uncover secrets that almost destroy what little sanity I have left.

I never asked to be a heroine, but fate doesn’t care. When it comes time for the big boss battle it’s going to be up to me to vanquish the greatest evil in existence. I hate to say it, but Earth might be fucked.

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Published: 2024-12-05
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Learning magic isn’t easy.

Being told I’m some kind of rare reaper witch would be awesome except for the fact I can’t use my magic unless I’m threatened. When I’m scared, my instincts kick in, but it’s very clear I’m no hero. Heroes don’t run from danger.

Yet, I do. Blame my parents. They taught me to be afraid of everything, even my own shadow. In this case, though, I might be justified. A great evil is trying to enter our world, and my blood is the key that unlocks a monster’s prison.

Since I’d really prefer to not die, I’d better drag my courage out from deep—and I mean deep—within and learn to fight. The question being, will I learn how to wield my magic in time, or is the world doomed?

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Published: 2024-05-16
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Genres:
dark humor, magic and sorcery, older heroine, paranormal women's fiction, pwf, Supernatural Mystery, Urban Fantasy
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Prologue

The mighty—yet currently trapped—demon king paced back and forth by the locked portal, its surface hazed and impenetrable. For centuries he’d been waiting. Waiting for the sacrifice that would set him free.

He needed the blood of a messovenata, someone with sangual blood, or more simply, someone holding both the male and female sides of magic. For centuries, he’d waited for one to be born so he could be freed, the required conditions difficult to replicate. But he’d tried as best he could from his prison. Blame his failure on his idiotic minions with their puny brains. Not only did they have difficulty retaining and following orders, but they tended to be bloodthirsty when they smelled magic. It led to them killing rather than cultivating those with the potential to birth a messovenata.

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But this time he could smell freedom within reach. The scars on his body numbered in the hundreds, each cut releasing some of the essence needed to communicate with those still loyal to him.

There were few left because of his enemies, the Dark Princes, the sons he should have strangled at birth. They’d dared to subvert his loyal legions and destroy his chance at escape, preferring to incur his wrath rather than set him free and once more be subjugated to his will. They’d pay with their lives for this betrayal. After all, easy enough to make new heirs—not that he ever planned on dying.

However, all his plans hinged on opening the fucking portal so he could leave his infernal prison. His minions needed to capture the messoventa, and they’d best do so before she learned to use her power.

Given they couldn’t be fully entrusted with such an important task, he cast a spell, the large slice across his chest a painful burn that filled his basin with blood. Blood as dark as the stone that surrounded him.

Over top of that precious fluid he chanted and opened a conduit that allowed a part of his essence to slip into the single tiny flaw in his prison. A thread of himself that managed to enter the mind and turn to his cause someone who would be useful.

A person close to the reaper witch. By the time they realized the betrayal, it would be too late.

Chapter 1

Let there be light.

I concentrated on the candle sitting on the floor in front of me. Long and white. The basic kind bought and kept in a cabinet to get dusty as it awaited a future power failure. The pristine wick mocked me.

“Light, goddamn it,” I cursed, my frustration bubbling over.

“Think of heat,” murmured Mizuki, the witch guiding me through my lesson in fire magic. While she currently acted as teacher, she was also my friend and had been since I’d been inducted into the Sisterhood of Witches. Not by choice, I should add, but because fate had decided my life needed a kick in the ass at my ripe age of forty-two. Forget having a boring mid-life crisis. Mine chose to introduce demons to my existence along with several near-death experiences, which, in turn, supposedly gave me powers.

Powers that wouldn’t obey me no matter how hard I tried.

Think of fire. I did as instructed and tried to picture a flame, the orange and yellow flickering that would prove I could wield the element of fire, because I sure as fuck didn’t have the magic of wind, earth, or water.

The candle remained unimpressed, and I tired of the exercise in futility. With a sigh, I leaned back from my lotus pose, bracing my hands behind me. “This isn’t working.”

Mizuki didn’t look daunted. “Don’t worry, Sadie. I’m sure we’ll figure it out. You have to be strong in at least one of the elements. All witches are.”

“Assuming I really am a witch,” I replied dryly. Yes, I’d twice done amazing things. Once when my hands glowed during a demon attack and I killed the monster trying to eat me. Then again when I’d been about to be sacrificed to some evil entity locked in a prison dimension. I’d wished to be freed, and while the ropes binding me hadn’t magically dissipated, the spell holding Vance and Cain—two hot reaper dudes who came to my rescue—had. They’d managed to take out the demon wizard who’d kidnapped me.

So, yes, I’d done magic, the problem being I remained clueless as to how. Actually, that wasn’t entirely true. Both times my power decided to manifest I’d been in deathly peril, like literally staring it in the cloudy, rabid eye. Maybe Mizuki needed to hold a gun to my head to see if it would trigger anything.

“You’re a witch.” Mizuki sounded so certain, However, I, who’d never been special at anything, remained doubtful.

“Then why can’t I do anything?” I grumbled.

“It will come. We’ll keep working on it.”

I didn’t point out the fact we’d been at it for a month already, ensconced in our new hideout, which wasn’t quite as luxurious as the castle the Sisterhood of Witches and Brotherhood of Reapers used to inhabit. They’d lost it because of me. Demons invaded their secret spot, seeking me out, and so everyone had to relocate. Currently, we were holed up in an abandoned warehouse near the Toronto waterfront. Tents had been set up to provide sleeping quarters. Porta potties sat just outside for the guys. The witches used a bathroom with running water in the warehouse. A gross room, even after all the bleach we used to scrub it. But at least it had a few toilets and two sinks, with the third having been converted into a shower that we used on a schedule. Again, women only. The guys were using a nearby gym for their sanitation needs.

I hated the whole setup. I’d never been one to go camping, and though this didn’t constitute the great outdoors, the blow-up mattresses, steady noise, and fact that I constantly had people around me grated. While not a complete introvert, I did enjoy my privacy.

The rooftop we’d been practicing on proved to be my favorite place to go. A spot bathed in sunshine, the reapers had brought up lawn chairs and even an outdoor carpet to make it comfortable.

I leaned against the legs of a plastic chair and sighed again. “Maybe I should just tell Nova to remove my power so I can go back to living an ordinary life.”

Nova being the head witch. I couldn’t exactly leave with my magic intact because, despite it stubbornly refusing to manifest on demand, it tended to draw demons towards me like moths to a flame. Only instead of being burned, I’d be gutted by monsters.

The very suggestion widened Mizuki’s eyes. “No. You can’t give up.”

“I don’t want to, but let’s be honest. I’m not very good at this.” I waved a hand. “Maybe if I relinquish my supposed magic someone else will become your reaper witch.” Or, as Nova called me, messovenata. Someone with the dual magic usually separated by gender.

Certain human males could see demons and, in some cases, wield a bit of magic such as telekinesis, minor warding, even telepathy. Women with power could do all kinds of crazy and cool stuff with the elements: fire, wind, earth, water, and spirit. They could scry for demons and stop them before they caused trouble. Devika could heal. Mizuki rocked fire, while Cecily and Helen could toss electricity, which supposedly came from their ability to channel wind. Something about harnessing the electricity it generated much like a wind turbine. Nova, the biggest and baddest witch of them all, wielded several elements and could be all kinds of scary.

“Don’t give up. I believe in you.” Mizuki had such a positive attitude that at times I wanted to slap her. I also wanted to hug her. She’d been my staunch friend from the moment we met, what seemed like ages ago but was really just over a month.

A month since I’d had a dull Monday-to-Friday job in a small shop that sold kitchenware. It and my boss were gone now. He’d been possessed by a demon and torn apart—poor Enzo didn’t deserve that—then the shop burned down. My old life? Gone. As far as people knew, I’d died in the explosion that took out my apartment building.

“Think we’ll get to escape our prison anytime soon?” I referenced the fact that the witches had been placed on a sort of lockdown. Since our magic attracted demons, we couldn’t go anywhere alone. The witches could only leave with an escort of two or more reapers. At least they were lucky and had that option.

Me, the reaper-witch freak? I wasn’t allowed out at all. Too dangerous. According to the demon wizard who’d kidnapped me, they needed my blood to set their overlord, Moloch, free. Nothing like knowing your death would start the apocalypse.

“I know you’re going stir-crazy. Everyone just wants to keep you safe.” Mizuki sounded so understanding.

My lips pursed. “What’s the point of being safe if I die of boredom?”

“Maybe you should ask Cain or Vance to entertain you.”

The mention of them brought a scowl. “They are taking this whole bodyguard thing super serious.”

Cain and Vance were on twenty-four-hour, seven-day-a-week protection detail. They slept outside my tent. Followed me to the bathroom and waited outside when I used it. Even now, one of them stood just within the door that led to the rooftop. And only that far away because I’d told them I couldn’t concentrate with them staring at me while I failed at magic.

“Wish Barron would guard me,” Mizuki uttered with a sigh. She had a crush on the reaper and had been determined to seduce him ever since the attack on the castle. Alas, Barron had been leading most of the reaper squads into the city, looking for demon nests. Toronto had become a hotbed for monsters. Again, the theory being my presence was drawing them.

I’d never been so popular. I hated it.

Interruption to our discussion came in the shape of one oversized male with the squarest jaw and a gruff voice. “The Regina wants to see you,” Cain declared. The Regina being Nova, the boss witch, the one who kept insisting I had a destiny.

“Maybe she’s decided I’m not worth the trouble,” I murmured as I rose from my seat.

“Don’t be silly,” Mizuki scoffed. “She knows these things take time.”

“And time isn’t something we have,” I reminded.

Things were getting bad in the world. Demons had been extremely active in other areas, but Toronto seemed to be a hotspot for them. Media reports talked of unexplained massacres where people were being literally torn apart and chewed on. Speculation ranged from a cannibalistic cult to some kind of new drug making people go crazy.

Some folks tried to expose the demons but were mocked. Most humans couldn’t see them. The demons possessed a misty camouflage that kept them hidden. Only certain males—reapers—and daylight could pierce the veil. While mostly dumb, the demons at least knew better than to lose their best means of defense so they only came out at night.

“Maybe she’s got some ideas on how to unlock your gift.” Mizuki remained positive.

“You mean like a cattle prod that zaps me every time I fail?”

Laughter rang out as Mizuki shook her head at my reply. “You’re so funny.”

I would have said darkly sarcastic. “Guess I better go see what she wants. I’ll see you at dinner.”

With my feet scuffing, I trudged to the door and the waiting Cain. He wore his long duster, which kept him invisible to the non-magical humans. Came in handy when he wielded his great big scythe. A real one, not the version hidden in his pants. The first time I’d seen him, he’d been using it to lop off the limbs and heads of demons. I’d thought he was the Grim Reaper, here to take souls. Turned out he was a reaper, only he killed monsters for a living.

I should note I had my own pocket scythe, which, through some embedded magic, would grow full-sized when I wanted it to. However, I didn’t wear the invisible trench coat. No point, seeing as how I never left the warehouse.

“What’s Nova want?” I asked the burly reaper.

“Dunno,” he replied helpfully.

I listened to see if he’d speak inside my head, but he’d not done so since the night I’d been almost sacrificed. At the time, he’d been the one to snap me out of my shock and get me to act, but he’d denied speaking to me after the fact. “Hey, I didn’t know you could talk to me telepathically.” His reply? “Because I can’t.”

Could it have been my subconscious using his voice to goad me into action? Didn’t really matter. The end result saw me not dying that night.

Cain let me head down the steep stairs first, and he might have done so in silence, only it irked me. Mostly because of the fact he’d gone from being flirty in his grumpy-ass way to distant.

“So have you asked to be reassigned yet?” I queried.

“No.”

“Why not? I know you must be bored hanging with me all the time. You’re a fighter, not a babysitter.”

“You are important to the cause.”

I rolled my eyes despite the fact he couldn’t see them. “I’m useless, and everyone knows it.”

“You survived the daemessorum’s attempt to sacrifice you.” A demon wizard who’d kidnapped me to open a portal to release Moloch.

“Only because you and Vance cut off his head,” I reminded.

“After you freed us.”

“By accident. I still don’t know if I did anything or if the demon wizard just lost his grip on you.”

“Here we are, back to the whining. Perhaps your problem is a lack of belief in yourself.”

I wanted to refute his claim. I believed in myself plenty. Only, that was a lie. Deep down inside, I knew the truth. I wasn’t special. Just ask my parents. I’d always been a disappointment. Average grades, no athletic ability. Flunked out of college. Never amounted to anything. No wonder we rarely talked. I wondered how long it would take before everyone here realized I wasn’t some kind of savior but a loser who happened to get lucky.

The door at the bottom of the stairs opened to the din of too many people living in an open space. Smells too. So many smells. Not all of them unpleasant. Something fragrant tickled my nose and made my tummy rumble. Rani was cooking dinner, and I couldn’t wait—the one perk in this place being the meals. No more nuking frozen premade shit.

I did miss the Brownies, though. A goblin-type creature I’d previously believed only existed in folklore and fairy tales. The tiny beings enjoyed doing chores in exchange for trinkets and necessities, and their presence was fondly remembered. After the attack on the castle, they’d gone into hiding. Mizuki said they’d most likely reunite with the witches and reapers again when things settled down.

I marched across the floor, weaving around the tents and people, heading for the only closed-off room other than the bathroom: the old office. Now Nova and Asher’s—the reapers’ head honcho, known as the princep—command center.

Cain didn’t knock. He flung open the door and gestured at me to go inside.

I entered to find Nova peering at a map of the city plastered to the wall. It held blue pins to show nests that needed culling. Green pins for those that had been handled. Yellow for possible locations that required further investigation. Red for active operations.

I noted way too many scarlet spots.

Nova turned her head and offered a small smile. “Thanks for coming so promptly.”

“Might as well. It wasn’t like I had anything else to do.” I inwardly cringed at how whiny I sounded.

“How did your testing go today?”

My nose wrinkled. “Same as yesterday and the day before. Absolutely fuck all happened. I suck at this magic thing,” I groused as I flopped into a chair that creaked ominously.

“Keep trying.”

As if I hadn’t. I’d even been chugging the nasty concoction being left in my tent every morning. Devika—the resident apothecary witch—had been making it for me in the hopes it would jump-start something. “I have been trying, and I don’t seem to get it. Maybe it’s time we just admitted I’m not cut out to be your reaper witch.” The fate of the world really didn’t belong in my hands.

“Maybe you should be easier on yourself. You’ve barely had time to adjust.”

“It’s been a month,” I reminded.

“I’m sure you’ll figure it out.”

“Is that the only reason you called me here, to find out I suck and tell me to soldier on?”

“No. I wanted to say you have permission to leave the warehouse.”

The offer straightened me right up. “I do? What happened to keeping me bubble-wrapped from demons?”

“You still need protection, hence why Vance and Cain will accompany you. Both of them,” she emphasized. “At all times when you’re outside the compound.”

“Sure. Whatever.” Then, because I tended to be suspicious given her previous stance, I had to ask, “Why the change of heart?”

“I can sense your growing frustration. A change of scenery might help.”

“It would.” And then it hit me. “I don’t know where to go.” My old apartment was gone, condemned after a massive gas leak caused an explosion on my block. It had helped to remove the evidence of a massive demon attack that killed all my neighbors. Friends? The few I had barely spoke with me, not to mention they most likely thought me dead.

“What would you usually do in your free time?” Nova queried.

A good question. I liked to read, but I usually bought my books online. Grocery shopping wasn’t something I had to worry about anymore, not with Rani’s canteen-style kitchen that kept us fed. I had all the clothes I needed.

My lips turned down. “I didn’t do much. Work. Eat. Read. Sleep.”

“What about a walk in the park? Or maybe a movie?”

Not things I used to do but suddenly anything seemed better than sitting around for another day.

“I wouldn’t mind some popcorn and a good flick.” It then hit me. “I don’t have any money.” I’d been poor before my supposed death, but now I had literally no funds to my name.

“Don’t worry about that. Both Vance and Cain have credit cards. They can handle any expenses.”

“How soon can I go out?”

“Not today, it’s too close to dark, but I see no problem with tomorrow. We’re supposed to have a sunny day.”

Indeed, the morning dawned bright and cheery, much like my attitude, and nothing, not even Cain’s glower as we left, could ruin it.

“This is going to be awesome,” I declared as I stepped outside of my confinement and turned my face into the bright rays.

I should have known fate would bitch-slap my tiny ounce of happiness.

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Trouble is brewing in Nexus, and for some reason, they think I can stop it.

Ruby’s got a special talent for disrupting magic and it’s been causing problems her entire life. When she’s recruited by the Special Monsters Unit, she finally discovers a use for her ability - and gets embroiled in a supernatural mystery that might destroy the world.
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Turns out there are monsters in the world, and I am not talking about the kind that eat pizza with a knife and fork.

For over 40 years, I had no clue about the demons that lurked among us. One foggy night, everything changed as I witnessed strange creatures emerge from a sewer to attack. Horrible monsters that only I could see.

As if almost dying weren’t traumatizing enough, I became a target, not just of the sexy scythe-wielding man who took out the abominations, nor the cute detective who questioned me as a witness to the carnage. For some reason, the demons are after my middle-aged ass!

Why would they care about an average woman who works as a clerk, rides the bus, and lives in an apartment alone? I’m told it’s because I’m special. Because there is a latent magic in me I never knew about. I disagree but that hasn’t stopped folks from expecting me to join the resistance.

I’d rather go back to my quiet life, however, now that the demons have found me, they won’t rest until they have me in their clawed clutches. Like hell am I going down without a fight. I never asked to be a heroine, but apparently, I’ve been chosen and now I must reap what fate has bestowed before chaos is sown.

 

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Chapter One

Sometimes I swear the world has it out for me.

The pouring rain came out of nowhere, meaning I was soaked the moment I stepped outside. Once more, the incorrect weather forecast proved that nature would do whatever the fuck it wanted. The prediction of 0% chance of precipitation meant I didn’t have my umbrella. The bus shelter couldn’t provide any respite, as a homeless man had taken it over, papering the glass and hanging a torn sheet from the door, making it clear he didn’t want to share his space. I wasn’t about to fight him for it, so I stood outside with cold droplets rolling past the neckline of my jacket and down my spine.

Miserable and wet, I waited for the bus that seemed to follow its own schedule. It never came on time. Ever. Either it arrived a few minutes early and I missed it, or it showed really late. Either way, I’d gotten used to standing.

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It was only seven o’clock and already dark on the streets of Toronto as we marched into autumn. The streetlights did little to illuminate, given a few appeared to be malfunctioning again. I’d heard it said that the solar panels powering them had issues charging during the day because the birds loved to shit on them. Whatever the excuse, it resulted in gloomy streets, especially since the shops lining the street were closed and darkened, and the few apartments above the stores had their blinds drawn.

The pounding downpour hit the pavement and rolled for the curb. The sewer intake on the opposite side of the road gulped water as fast as it could, which made it odd that the grate rattled and lifted against the current.

Something had to be pushing it from below. I’d wager a rat. A big one, grown fat on city scraps. I’d seen my fair share down on the subway platforms, feeding off the garbage that people left behind. Mostly harmless, so long as you didn’t try to steal the half-eaten sandwich they scrounged. Luckily, my shitty job still paid enough I didn’t have to dumpster dive for dinner.

Whatever shoved from inside the sewer managed to push the grate to the side and slide out, slick and hairless, misshapen as well. I frowned as I squinted in the pouring rain, trying to make sense of the strange shape. The thing stood, and I gaped as I realized it wasn’t a rat at all but a child. A bald and naked one, its ass cheeks scrawny like its body.

I might not have a single maternal bone in my body, but I did have some compassion. I took a few steps into the road and approached slowly so as to not startle. “Hey there. Are you okay? Do you need help? Are you in danger?” Dumb questions. Obviously they were not okay given they’d just crawled naked from a sewer.

The child whirled, and I gasped at its wizened face, wrinkled and spotted, the pale flesh gleaming with moisture. Its eyes glowed a strange yellow, but more frightening was the gleam of its sharp teeth.

Ever seen Lord of the Rings? Remember that nutty fucker Gollum? I was looking at his cousin. Had to be a costume or a trick of the light.

It stared at me for a second, and I held still until it turned away. I fled back to the relative safety of the sidewalk but kept an eye on the thing as it crouched by the sewer. A second form slithered out from the opening then a third. By the fourth, I wondered if I should walk to the next bus stop.

The four sewer creatures stood in a cluster, scrawny in size, about waist high or a little bit taller. Their eyes all had that strange yellow glow, and as they crossed the street with hitched gaits and dangling arms, their gazes locked on me.

And what did I do? What everyone who had social media would do. I took out my phone and started filming, all the while hoping the rain didn’t ruin my cell since I couldn’t afford another. Worth the risk, because, honestly, who would believe me if I didn’t have video proof? If I died, I wanted them to know it was alien sewer monsters and not rats that had torn me apart. I couldn’t have said why it made a difference.

Now some might ask, why not run? Firstly, I’d just worked ten hours on my feet—I was the only employee other than the owner of Crack Kitchen Housewares—and the thought of the exertion made me want to barf. Second, the pavement gleamed slickly, and my clumsy ass would most likely do a spectacular face plant. And thirdly, I’d rather face a threat, sobbing in fear, than have it tackle me from behind. Assuming these things meant me harm. For all I knew, I’d been chosen for some elaborate prank that someone filmed. It took everything in me not to babble and scream and sob. Only the thought of becoming an eternal meme held my tongue.

A car’s bright headlights illuminated the foursome and their indistinct appearance became even worse. Their gray skin looked papery thin and wrinkled. Their teeth were definitely filed into sharp points, and their hisses as they shielded their eyes against the bright glare sent a shiver down my spine.

The driver laid on the horn and braked to avoid hitting them. A useless gesture, as the monsters didn’t budge from the road. On the contrary, one of them leaped to land with a thud on the hood.

The driver jumped out and hollered, “Get off my car, you cosplaying freak!”

The last thing he said as the thing—for lack of a better word—launched itself at the man and tackled him to the ground. The car blocked what happened next, but it involved much shrieking and then abrupt silence. The other three sewer aliens leaped upon the vehicle and appeared to be having a grand ol’ time jumping up and down on it, denting the hood and roof.

The one that took down the driver popped up to join them, and it took me a second to realize what it held.

A head. A fucking severed head.

Run, Sadie. Run, you fucking idiot. My brain tried to kick-start my self-preservation, but I remained frozen in horror. What if moving triggered them?

New headlights shone from up the road, higher and more powerful. My bus, fifteen minutes late.

The sewer aliens paused in their stomping of the car to stare at the bus, which slid to a stop by the shelter.

Bad move.

The creatures flung themselves at the windshield, but the flat front didn’t offer much purchase. Although one did manage to grab hold of a wiper and go for a ride, back and forth. It might have been funny if in a movie on a television. In person? Fucking terrifying.

The other three sewer aliens found different handholds on the bus. A pair hung from the mirrors on either side, while the last did its best to wedge open the folding door and hissed when it refused to budge.

From the back of the bus, a passenger emerged—a big burly dude in construction yellows—and yelled, “Listen, you fucking punks. It’s late, and I want to get home. Pull your fucking shit elsewhere.”

The way that two of the sewer aliens suddenly stopped dangling from the mirrors and hit the ground to lope on hands and feet was something straight out of a horror movie. The bulky man stood courageously—dumb—and even beckoned them. “Think you can take me, you little fucks? Let’s go. Time you got the spanking your parents neglected to give.”

Brave last words. Wait, not his last. I heard, “What the fuck are—” and then the sewer aliens were on him. Poor construction dude didn’t even have time to scream.

I stopped filming at that point and shoved my phone into my pocket with trembling hands.

Hide. I had to hide. The stores up and down the road were locked up this time of night, but I did have a key to my place of work less than twenty feet away. My feet finally decided to do something smart, and I hightailed it away from the carnage, huffing and convinced that at any second, one of the creatures would tackle me from behind. My hands shook as I tried to slot my key, breathing so fast I keened. The lock clicked, and as I opened the door, the bell tinkled, making me almost sob. I didn’t want those things to come running for dinner.

I threw myself inside and slammed the door shut, locking it right away. Beep. Beep. The alarm system gave warning, and I wheezed as I punched in my code twice because the first time my fingers shook so hard I messed up.

Alarm disarmed, I then glanced around for a weapon. I had a few options, starting with the knife set by the register. They were sharp but would require stabbing, which I wasn’t sure I could manage with how quickly those weird little alien freaks moved. The frying pan, on the other hand… Even I could swing that.

With a sweaty grip on the handle, I dropped down to below the door’s window and did my best to calm my breathing. Not that anything would have likely heard me over the blaring of the bus horn. Then again, who knew? Sewer aliens weren’t supposed to exist in the first place, so, for all I knew, they could have super-duper hearing.

Help. We needed help. Since I didn’t have a number for sewer alien exterminators, I called 911 and got put on hold with some shitty prerecorded message about what constituted an actual emergency.

When the line clicked to transfer me, I mentally practiced what I’d say. Hi, there’s some sewer aliens killing people. Send someone with a flamethrower. The line rang three times and disconnected me.

Fucking hell!

The horn stopped blaring, and things got quiet.

Too quiet.

Despite knowing it might be stupid, I inched up enough to peek out the window. The one-inch crack between the closed sign and the door frame was enough for me to see the sewer aliens still trying to get into the bus.

Three of them, at least. One on top. One plastered to the windshield, looking like it was licking it, and the third banging on the folding door.

What of the fourth?

It came flying from out of the bus shelter as if punted and slid on the damp pavement. The homeless dude emerged from his makeshift home, wild-haired and waving his arms. “Go find your own shelter. This one is mine!”

The sewer alien hissed and flipped to its hands and feet before racing back to confront the guy refusing him entry.

I looked away before impact and sank to the floor, wondering if maybe I was dreaming because this couldn’t be real. Most likely sewer gases making me hallucinate.

Yup. Only explanation.

I sat with my head pressed to my bent knees and took deep breaths. This isn’t happening.

To prove it, I peeked again.

Wrong. So wrong. The screaming started just as I looked. The windshield of the bus had been splintered. I saw no sign of the sewer aliens, most likely because they’d boarded the quickly emptying public transport.

Bet they didn’t pay a fare. My hysterical mind thought it a good time to joke, but it was better than sobbing and rocking on the floor. I wished I had the guts to help, to do something for those people who thought it safe to exit the bus from the rear door, pushing and shoving to get out. As if there was any escape. A creature suddenly dropped from the roof of the bus and clung to a lady like a hat. She ran screaming. All of the passengers did, bolting in different directions in their panic.

One man tripped over the corpse of the homeless dude in the street. That was the last thing he ever did. I sank back down and tried calling 911 again, only to get a busy signal.

A strange shiver went through me, as if a cold breeze had entered the shop. Outside, no more screams, but I did hear a deep male voice say, “All right, you pesky fuckers, time to go back to Hell.”

With that kind of statement, you’re damned right I had to see what the fuck was happening. I glanced and, at first, didn’t see him, the man’s long duster somehow making him almost invisible. What caught my eye? The gleam of a blade.

Not just any blade. A scythe.

What the heck? I stood and pressed my face against the window for a better look. There was a dude out there, a tall one, wearing all black, including an Indiana-Jones-style hat with a brim that sluiced the rain away from his head and partially masked his features in shadow.

He wielded his farm implement with two hands, whirling it like a drum major with a baton. Although, in this case, instead of guiding the marching band, he lopped limbs off of the sewer aliens. An arm went flying, a head. The blade was sharp enough it went right through a torso, the top half sliding off slowly and hitting the ground with a thud.

Holy shit.

In no time, the four murdering creatures were oozing in the street.

And then the Grim Reaper whirled and stared right at me!

Chapter Two

I ducked so fucking fast I almost quacked.

Don’t make a sound.

I slapped a hand over my mouth to prevent any noise. Possibly overkill. I mean, a fellow who showed up to kill monsters probably wasn’t the bad guy, but at the same time, PEOPLE WITH SCYTHES DON’T SHOW UP TO KILL THINGS!

Like seriously. This wasn’t a horror flick or a book. In the real world, this kind of shit didn’t happen. The Grim Reaper didn’t exist.

Tell that to the big dude outside.

A shadow suddenly blocked what little streetlight seeped in through the window, and I held my breath. As if that mattered when my heart pounded so loud it might as well have invited the looming specter in.

The door handle rattled, and I almost peed my pants. I sweated so hard I almost lost my grip on the frying pan.

The shadow of the scythe man moved away, and I waited. Waited a good thirty seconds before I couldn’t stand it and I crept upwards for a peek.

And got caught!

The man in the duster stood staring at the store’s front door and caught my gaze.

I gaped. Did I look upon my killer? At least he wasn’t ugly. Despite the low brim of his hat, he had a square jaw, sexy stubble, and surprisingly tempting lips set in a frown.

“Who are you?” he asked, his voice muffled but still distinct enough to hear through the glass.

“No one,” I squeaked, putting a second hand on my weapon in case he burst in and I had to swing.

“What did you see?”

“Nothing,” I lied. “I just finished work.”

“Open the door.”

“I don’t fucking think so,” I huffed.

“I mean you no harm.”

“Says the dude with a giant scythe,” I muttered under my breath.

His head swiveled as sirens wailed in the distance, their strident woo-ooo getting louder as they neared. He glanced back at me. “You might want to keep quiet about what you saw.”

“What did I see?” Because I still struggled with it all.

“Nothing. If anyone asks, it was dark, and you didn’t see shit.”

With that warning, the guy whirled, his long coat swinging with him. He tapped his scythe on the ground, and it shrank. Don’t ask me how, but it got small enough he could tuck it into his pocket. He strode off, and my whole body slumped in relief.

He’d not killed me.

The sewer aliens were dead.

But so were a bunch of people. Or so I assumed? Maybe they were just injured and in need of some pressure to stop the bleeding. If so, I really should render some aid.

I rearmed the store and locked the door once I emerged. I wasn’t the only one standing in shock on the sidewalk. People in apartments had heard the commotion and, now that red and white lights blocked the street on both ends, they’d found the courage to step outside.

I hugged myself as I surveyed the carnage. Bodies lay all over. None moving. My gorge rose as I saw the head of the first driver just sitting in the street.

Some of the slickness on the sidewalk and asphalt had to be blood. Hard to tell for sure with the darkness and the pouring rain. Oddly, I didn’t see any sewer alien parts. Despite the scythe dude having diced them mere paces from the shop, not a trace of them remained.

Odd. I’d not see the Grim Reaper taking the bodies with him.

Police officers came running with guns out, shouting, “Hands up! No sudden moves.”

Despite knowing I wasn’t a criminal, I shot those babies in the air.

A man in a suit came striding through the people in blue uniforms aiming their weapons at those of us looking shell-shocked on the sidewalk. The rugged-looking suit ignored the fact the rain soaked his jacket and plastered his hair as he planted hands on his hips and stared at the bodies.

It took him a second before he bellowed, “What the fuck happened here? Anyone see?”

Someone across the street in her housecoat yelled, “It was racoons! I knew there was something shifty about them.”

Yet another person hollered, “Probably the Nazis.” The go-to excuse for any depraved crime that people couldn’t fathom.

The detective—had to be, given the way he waved officers to question those who’d offered answers—crouched by the body of the homeless guy just as a female in uniform approached me. “Who are you? Why are you here?” she barked.

“I’m Sadie. Sadie Butler. I work here.” I inclined my head to the store at my back with its sign, Crack Kitchen Housewares. According to my boss, Enzo, people couldn’t resist weird and unique kitchen gadgets, hence the crack part.

“Are you armed?”

“No.”

Officer Perez, according to her badge, eyed me suspiciously before saying, “You can put your hands down. Mind if I ask you some questions?” Before I could answer, she continued. “Did you see anything?”

The reaper’s warning about not talking about what happened ran through my head. It made sense, because the story sounded crazy; however, it was the cops asking. They arrested people for lying. I blurted out, “Sewer aliens.”

Officer Perez blinked at me. “Er, what?”

Rather than repeat myself, I mumbled, “The things that attacked those people came from the sewer.” I pointed to the hole across the street. The grate still sat to the side of it.

“Rats did this?” she asked as if to clarify.

I wished I could say yes. Instead, I had to mutter, “I don’t know what they were. They were hairless and could walk on two legs.”

Her brows lifted. “Oh. I see.”

“It’s true,” I hastened to add, seeing as how she didn’t believe me. “I got a video of it.” I reached for the phone in my pocket.

She jerked back a step, put a hand on the butt of her gun, and barked, “Hands where I can see them.”

“I was just going to grab my phone so I can show you.” I withdrew my hand, holding my cell.

“Let’s see.” She didn’t move her fingers from her gun as I entered my passcode and then poked at my folder for media, the first thing on there being the video. I tapped it, and as it began to play, I flipped it around for her to see.

As she leaned in for a look, the screen did a weird flash with bright colored lines before it died.

“No.” I snatched it close and shook it as if that would fix it. My lips turned down. “I think it got too wet.”

“Forget the video for now. You saw the attack?” Perez questioned.

I nodded.

“We’ll need you to come to the precinct to answer some questions.”

“Must I?” I grimaced. “I mean I don’t know what those things were that attacked those people, other than they weren’t human.”

“And you’re sure they weren’t rats?”

“Very sure.” I’d have nightmares about those savage freaks.

“Racoons?”

“I told you. They were two-legged and hairless. Also naked.” I grimaced.

“Male? Female?”

“Don’t know. I wasn’t looking between their legs on account their faces freaked me out. They had their teeth filed like sharks!”

“Mm-hm. Where did they go?” Perez asked next, and I could see by her expression she didn’t believe me. Hell, I had a hard time believing myself, and yet I couldn’t walk back my admission at this point.

“Not sure where their bodies went, but I do know they died. Some dude with a scythe came along and killed them. Maybe he took them their remains with him.” Yeah, I threw the Grim Reaper under the bus. Anything to deflect attention from me.

It only made things worse, as Perez raised a brow and drawled, “So you’re saying a male with a scythe killed the perpetrators.”

I nodded.

“And where is that person now?”

“Dunno. He took off when he heard your sirens. But he can’t be hard to find. He’s like really tall and wore a long duster, all in black. Had a hat with a brim.”

“And a scythe,” she added with a smirk. “Should be easy to find.”

“Actually, the scythe shrank, and he tucked it in his pocket.” My voice got smaller and smaller as my brain finally woke up and pointed out just how crazy I sounded. Never mind the fact it happened. I could see the cop didn’t believe it. Heck, I still had a hard time processing the events.

“You know what, on second thought, I don’t think you’ll need to come to the station. I’m sure we’ve got what we need.”

Perez dismissed me, making me home free, so why did my dumb ass blurt out, “I’m telling the truth.”

“Ma’am, this is a serious crime scene, and we don’t have time for your fanciful stories about creatures from the sewer and a man with a scythe who killed them.”

My lips parted, but I held in the words, I’m not lying. It was obvious she didn’t believe me. Hell, at this point, I began to second-guess myself. “Does this mean I can go home?”

“Yes, but just in case we need to follow up, I need your name, phone number, and address.”

The officer held out a pad of paper that got wet, and she frowned. “Let me find someone with a tablet who can take down your info.” She wandered off, and I glanced around, noting the growing crowd, as well as the arrival of more flashing lights as paramedics arrived to render aid. Not that anyone appeared to need any. Not a single body twitched or moaned.

A shiver went through me. I could have been one of those corpses given I’d stupidly stood there watching.

Perez didn’t return. I assumed she’d been distracted, and since the rain wasn’t getting any lighter I decided, fuck this. I walked away.

I headed away from the mess of lights and people, my feet squelching in my shoes. I usually avoided the subway at night, but I didn’t think they’d be sending another bus anytime soon, so it was my only option.

When it came time to head down to the station, I eyed the stairs and felt a moment of trepidation. Dumb, really. The sewer aliens literally crawled out of a sewer, and that system didn’t open up into the subway. Besides, if they were in the tunnels, people wouldn’t be calmly walking up the steps but sprinting while screaming. Or there’d be no foot traffic at all.

My prepaid Presto card let me through the turnstile, and I skipped down more steps to the platform itself. It wasn’t crowded this time of night, but there were enough people to make me if not relaxed at least not twitching. So long as I stayed behind a few, I’d get a head start if more of those sewer aliens decided to attack. I kept watch, staring left and right at the dark tunnels extending past the well-lit areas.

The train arrived in a rush of air that made my teeth clack as I finally reacted to the cold. My sodden clothes hung heavy as I embarked with everyone else, choosing a seat away from a door, where I could tuck against the window. Usually, I’d be reading or playing games on my phone, but tonight I just stared at the fast-moving concrete walls as we sped along. As it slowed for the next station, strange motion outside the window had me blinking and straightening.

Nothing there. Probably a shifting reflection in the glass.

When we neared the next stop, I stood and held the overhead bar as the train slowed. The doors whooshed open and I looked first before slipping out with the other folks onto the platform, a herd of us walking quickly for the exit. As I waited my turn to board the escalator, I glanced behind to watch the train leave and gaped, because riding atop the last car?

A bald, gray figure!

Gone in a flash, and so was I. I eschewed the moving stairs for the immobile version and pounded up them so fast I huffed, and my heart pounded against my rib cage trying to escape the cruel body making it exercise. A stitch in my side begged me to slow down and take a rest. Not happening. My fast-paced stride gave me shin splints but got me to my apartment building in three minutes instead of my usual lazy strolling five. Only once the security door latched behind me did I heave a sigh of relief.

My paranoid ass checked the elevator before getting inside just like I eyed the hall before stepping out onto my floor. I practically ran to my door, my jingling keys noisy, but at this point, I didn’t care. I just wanted my apartment.

I got in and quickly slammed the door shut. Locked it. Chained it. And then because it didn’t seem like enough, I wedged a chair under the knob.

Only then did my shoulders drop. Home, sweet, safe home. Just me and my plastic plants because I didn’t do well with other living things. Plants died, so did fish. I’d thought of getting a cat, but the idea of scooping a litter box icked me out.

As the adrenaline wore off, a chill hit me. I shivered so hard my fingers had a hard time stripping my soaked garments. My teeth clacked as I dropped all my stuff in the laundry basket.

A glance in the bathroom mirror showed me looking wretched. Eyes slightly bloodshot. My hair a ratty, sodden mess. My lips a purple-blue.

While a hot bath would have been nice, my compact apartment only had a shower, and the water emerged lukewarm. A cozy pair of fleece jammies did the trick, warming me up, as would a cup of hot cocoa with marshmallows. While I prepped the warm milk for it, I dunked my phone in a container of rice. Please god, let it dry out and work. I really didn’t want to downgrade to a cheap flip phone. I’d only finished paying for my current smart one three months ago and would prefer to not lose the extra grocery money, given inflation made everything more expensive these days.

My couch cradled my ass nicely, and my thick blanket cuddled me further as I balanced my laptop on my thighs. Despite having been a front-row spectator, I found myself curious as to what the news and social media were reporting about the murder scene by my work. Not much, as it turned out.

Internet searches of various keywords—massacre, bus attack, Bulberry, the street it happened on—didn’t pull up shit. Could be the search engine had not indexed anything yet. After all, it had only been an hour since it happened.

I went to Reddit, my local source for neighborhood drama, and finally got a hit.

WTF happened to Bus 678? A friend who lives on its route says it’s stopped in front of Moe’s Dry Cleaning and has its windshield smashed and its roof dented. Claims there’s bodies in the road. Anyone got the deets?

A bunch of replies followed, and the more I read, the more my brow creased. The stories and theories were all over the place. The most common hypothesis being a drug addict had an episode and turned mass murderer. The most ridiculous one mentioned a thick fog that killed people just like in that Stephen King story, The Mist. Even more oddly, no one spoke of the man with the scythe.

How could anyone who claimed to have seen the incident have not noticed either? I mean, yes, it was dark and rainy. However, part of the events had been illuminated by the headlights on the bus and car. Could it be I was the only up-close witness? I hoped not, because the lady cop had acted as if I were having a drug-induced episode, her entire attitude dismissive of my claims. In her defense, it sounded pretty far-fetched. Even in retrospect, I second-guessed what I’d seen.

A yawn cracked my jaw, and I noticed the time. Late. And I was supposed to be opening the store in the morning. I rose and shuffled to my kitchen to deposit my mug in the sink. As I headed for my bed, I glanced out the window. My view of the alley and the backside of a warehouse was the reason why my rent was fifty dollars cheaper a month than apartments overlooking the road.

A hint of movement by a dumpster had my lips pursing. Probably a racoon or an actual rat. Still…

I yanked the blinds closed, and then, because I was suddenly nervous in my own place, shut my bedroom door—not something I ever did—and slid my dresser in front of it. As for the window? I moved my nightstand under it and placed some knickknacks on top.

Wasn’t nobody getting in without waking me.

For the first time in my life, I also slept with my hand around the butcher knife I usually kept in my nightstand.

The next morning—after cursing out the phone that still glitched after I pulled it from the rice—I’d nearly convinced myself I’d overreacted.

Until I left for work. As I went to lock my place, I saw claw marks on the outside of my apartment door.

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The weirdest thing about my life isn’t the fact my cat started talking to me.

I had it all. Awesome, blossoming business. A cute boyfriend who gave me butterflies. My kids living at home and reconnecting with me. Plus, I was a witch. There, I said it out loud. I’m a sorceress who can do magic.

Not bad for a woman my age. I should have known better to get so cocky.

The other shoe dropped, bounced, and hit me in the face, then bounced again and whacked me in the shin. It proceeded to ricochet once more and—

What should have been the most amazing night turns into a disaster. I’m crushed, in more ways than one.

When I recover, it’s to find my reality has shifted. My cat can speak. Some of the townsfolk appear to be possessed by demons, and I’m supposed to be sacrificed to free magic.

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My poor little town is so screwed.

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This divorcee has always loved collecting random stuff, so owning a junkyard is a dream come true—until the robbery. My unlikely rescuer? An old motorcycle.

I repay my debt to the trashed bike by rebuilding it with sweat, blood, and cursing. Because I’m done with the tears. As a member of the don’t-give-a-damn forties club, I refuse to be a victim. With my steel wolf between my thighs, I’m taking back the night.

And who do I happen to meet on my first ride? The scum who robbed and beat me. I’ll teach them a lesson they won’t soon forget.

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Turns out, there’s more to the killings than meets the eye. Apparently, it isn’t just cars that sometimes come to life. Impossible as it seems, my ride appears to have bloodthirsty tendencies.

But is it evil or trying to right a wrong?

I’d better figure it out—and soon—or I might be its next victim.

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Excerpt:

Chapter One

Tunes rocked the garage as I worked on my newest project: a 1958 Plymouth Fury. A sweet ride, most famous for being the psychotic car in Stephen King’s thriller, Christine. I’d found the rusting—yet surprisingly good-condition—vehicle strategically buried under a mound of metal scrap at the back of my junkyard. Almost as if someone had wanted to hide it without causing too much damage.

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I’d squealed louder than I ever did any Christmas morning when I uncovered it because it was mine. All mine. My divorce settlement from The Jerk—the only name suitable for my ex-husband—had bought and paid for the junkyard. Married for twenty-three years, starting right after we graduated college, where we’d dated on and off for two more. A good partnership for the most part until he hit his forties and suffered a midlife crisis that didn’t just involve buying a sports car, getting hair plugs, and waxing his chest. It also came with a young girlfriend, who wanted the wife gone.

Me being the wife.

In a sense, I should thank The Jerk for freeing me from the most mind-numbingly boring existence on Earth. I’d not realized how much I hated my life until he told me I couldn’t have it.

I celebrated by setting his shit on fire. The flames were really pretty, and I might have roasted marshmallows if the firemen hadn’t ruined my fun.

In the end, I got the last laugh. Eric, a young stud of thirty to my forties, had stayed behind on the pretext of making sure none of the embers reignited. The only thing that caught fire was my pants, which he adeptly removed before showing off his hose skills.

Good time. And the only time Eric got to show me his hose. I wasn’t looking for a full or even a part-time man. Didn’t need one. What I did like was a good, hard fuck when the mood hit, something The Jerk couldn’t manage, not without a bunch of prep and a pill.

Putting aside my grinder, I pushed up my goggles to eye the metal I’d been sanding to ensure I’d removed all the rust. Clean and smooth, or was that my aching shoulders talking?

I’d check it over tomorrow and buff any remaining spots before sending it to Danny, my custom paint guy, for a fresh, glossy look—color pending, despite the most obvious choice of red.

Did I want to be a copycat or give it a look that popped on its own merit? I’d have to decide soon.

If the parts I’d ordered arrived, I’d finish it and be able to put it up for sale within the month. Or I might keep it. After all, I didn’t hurt for cash, and it spoke to me. Drive me, Allie. You know you want to hear me roar.

Hell, yeah, I did. I’d always loved cars—even from a young age when other girls played with Barbies. I’d only stopped playing with motors when I moved to Toronto with The Jerk. Big, expensive cities like Toronto came with some sacrifice, like no room to park a car to fix at my leisure. No time either, with my job clocking fifty hours of my life a week, plus the subway commute, which I hated.

If I never rode public transit again, I’d be just fine. Happy. Ecstatic, actually. Getting puked on once by the happy hour crowd was too much. It had happened three times.

Never again. I lived outside of Ottawa now, far enough away to avoid the congestion of people. And did what I loved.

I’d forgotten the calming pleasure of working with a beautiful vehicle. Of watching an old wreck return to the glory of its past.

Clang.

A frown creased my brow as something metallic crashed outside. Probably raccoons playing in the towers of metal again. Literally towers that defied gravity. I planned to compact and sell some of it to make room and reduce the hazards, but the crusher was waiting on parts, and had been since I’d bought the place. Showing the city inspectors my many emails asking the parts company when they’d arrive was the only thing keeping the city from fining me.

But they wouldn’t be kind forever.

Jingle. Jangle. More tumbling metal. Were the raccoons fighting? I’d seen those furry, masked fiends get violent. Spats outside my bedroom window had woken me numerous times. Not the most pleasant thing since it resulted in barely any sleep as I hugged my shaking dog for the rest of the night. My fur baby didn’t like strange and scary noises.

If the raccoons were fighting in the junkyard, at least they wouldn’t be outside my house. Thinking of which, I should get to bed. I’d worked later than planned. I rolled my shoulders as I headed for the garage door. Past midnight, and my forty-seven-year-old ass would complain about it in the morning. Staying fit didn’t make me immune to the effects of aging. I’d pop a few Tylenol and ignore it.

Before exiting, I shut off the switch that controlled the power for the garage—lights, outlets—which meant the radio abruptly silenced.

Outside, the night was quiet, and the yard mostly dark as the quarter-moon did little to illuminate the place. As for the motion sensor lights? The bulbs appeared to have burned out. Again. Had to be some kind of short because in the almost-year I’d owned the place, I’d replaced them three times already.

I heard a thump as I headed for the path to my house, situated conveniently next door to the junkyard. My head swiveled to the trailer I used as an office—a blocky rectangle with a few windows and a single door. I kept most of the junkyard paperwork, an old computer, and a safe inside—nothing of real value. Most of the transactions I processed were online and went right into an accounting program that handled everything for me. Locate the part requested, invoice, pick up by the client once they paid. I’d even deliver for a little extra.

My business did okay. I would probably need to do a bit of marketing to let people know of my existence. Place a few ads on Kiji and social media.

A sudden flare of light in my office trailer, followed by some noises, halted me and changed the direction of my feet. Someone is fucking robbing me.

They’d be disappointed. The office didn’t have much to steal, but that didn’t mean I’d let them get away with it.

“Fucking asshole. I’ll teach you to fuck with my shit, you fucker,” I swore. Fuck being a curse word I used often. Verb, adjective, noun. It fit into a lot of my speech these days. Call it catching up for the years I’d kept my words clean so as not to offend my husband, the uptight yuppy. It wasn’t until after we’d split that I realized just how much I’d repressed the real me.

The real me being a beer-drinking, foul-mouthed, take-no-shit kind of girl. I am woman. Hear me fucking roar.

Whoever thought me an easy mark would get an earful before I handed them over to the cops for a proper eye-opener on their choices in life.

I pulled out my cell phone as I headed for the building but hesitated. Did I really want to call the cops? That would involve talking to someone, maybe even going down to the station to fill out a report. Getting home around dawn.

Ugh.

On second thought, I’d just scare the piss out of the person in my office. I had a barrel of rebar rods sitting next to the office trailer. I grabbed one of the shorter ones. If the intruder got frisky, I’d give them a few whacks, enough to show that I meant business.

Light spilled from the entrance to my office as the door stood ajar. Not even trying to hide. I stepped in to see a skinny dude with a nose ring rifling through my desk.

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing, asshole?” I pointed my weapon and waved it menacingly.

Bloodshot eyes rose from the drawer to me. The lip curled upward. “Where’s the money, bitch?”

I arched a brow. “Big words for a little man.”

“Not that little.” When he rose from his crouch, he stood taller than me, but heavy drug use had emaciated him. His features were drawn tight; his eyes streaked red and sickly looking in the fluorescent lighting. His short sleeves showed the bruised and splotched flesh where he injected his arms.

A druggie, tweaking hard—jonesing for his next hit. Needing cash and desperate for it. “Leave. Now. There’s no money.”

“Liar! Hand over the cash, and you won’t get hurt.” He came around the side of the desk, and I retreated to the door. I wanted to lure him outside to give myself more room to swing.

“Go find another place to rob.” I stood in the doorway, rod extended, debating if I should run or not.

Someone punching the back of my knee and sending me tumbling took that decision from me.

Only in that moment did I realize that the tweaker hadn’t come alone.

Chapter Two

As I buckled and fell to the ground, a punch to the head knocked me sideways. Before I could recover, the second thief wrenched the rod from my hand.

I popped to my feet and whirled in time to take a closed fist to the face. I reeled, stumbling hard enough that I lost my balance and hit the ground again, hard, the breath knocked out of me, my brains scrambled. The intruders stood on either side of me, their shapes blurring from two to four.

“Where’s the money, cunt?” The guy who’d stolen my rod stood over me, menacing. He wore a dark hoodie and had a bit more heft to his frame than his friend.

At that point, even I knew better than to fight over cash. “Desk drawer, under the receipt tray. There’s only a bit of petty cash.”

Skinny ran back inside and then re-emerged, waving a handful of bills. “Found it!”

Hefty didn’t appear impressed. “That’s just a decoy. I’ll bet she’s got more stashed.” He jabbed my belly with the end of the rod. “Where’s the rest?”

“That’s all of it.”

“Liar!” The whack of the bar drew a sharp gasp of pain.

Before Hefty could swing again, I grabbed the metal rod. We tugged, back and forth. I lost, no match for drugged, adrenaline-fueled strength. He ripped the rod from my hands, splitting open my left palm.

The sight of the blood widened Skinny’s eyes. “We should get out of here.”

His friend didn’t agree. “Not before she coughs up the cash. Where is it?”

“I have no more money.”

“Lying cunt!” He swung.

I raised my arm in time to block the blow. Sharp pain made me wonder if he’d broken my arm. I rolled before he could strike again and popped to my feet.

“Joey. Stop. We got enough for a hit.” Skinny tried to stop his buddy.

“Says you. I think she’s got enough hidden for more than a measly pinch each.”

As they argued, I saw my chance and ran, gritting my teeth against the pain. The eye he’d punched had already swollen shut. My arm throbbed. More of me would hurt if I didn’t escape, though. Fear hastened my steps. Like any wounded prey, I looked for a spot to hide. While I’d owned the junkyard for almost a year now, I’d not gone through even a quarter of the towers of junk. I’d been taking my time dismantling the piles to unearth the treasures: old cars and appliances. If it had metal and a motor, chances were, it ended up in the junkyard. Then I tagged it, took a picture, and uploaded it to my website. Once the search engines indexed it, anyone looking could find me.

I headed for one of the untouched mounds.

I didn’t make it.

The sudden pounding of footsteps at my rear barely prepared me. I spun around. Too late. Once more, the one called Joey clobbered me.

Stunned, I couldn’t avoid the sweep of my ankles that dumped me onto the ground.

The hefty Joey, grinning and showing off his black and tartar-covered teeth, stood over me. “Either hand over the cash, or I’ll take my payment in flesh.” He leered.

I gagged. The thought of him touching me… I’d rather die.

His companion arrived and shoved him. “Joey, enough. We got the money. Let’s go.”

“Not before I get me some action.” His hands went to his pants, held up by a knotted shoestring.

“Gross, dude. Leave the old hag alone.”

Old? I took offense, even as I crawled away.

A hand grabbed me by the ankle. “Where do you think you’re going?”

Desperate, I reached out to grab hold of something, anything, to stem the drag back into the Hell Joey promised. My fingers clamped around metal, and I clung for dear life as my assailant pulled and laughed.

“Feisty, I like it,” he chortled.

Sick fucker. I didn’t let go, but my grip grew slippery from the blood oozing from the slice across my palm. It smeared the metal I’d chosen as my anchor, making it harder and harder to hold on.

A hard yank tore me free, and I couldn’t help but scream, “Fuck off!” as I kicked and thrashed.

As if the would-be rapist listened.

Joey flipped me over, and even in the gloom, I saw him lick his lips in anticipation. He dropped to his knees, pinning me in place. I shoved at him, but dizzy and in pain, he easily batted aside my hands. It didn’t help that his friend had changed his mind and chose to restrain my left arm.

I wanted to cry but could only pray. Please, help me.

Please.

The mountain of metal looming over us groaned and uttered a metallic squeal as it shifted.

“That didn’t sound good. Maybe we should move.” Joey’s nervous friend released my arm.

“You’re right. We should relocate. The office had a soft-looking couch,” Joey agreed a second before a hunk of metal came crashing down, knocking him aside. Before I could move, the mountain of junk fell over, knocking me out cold.

Chapter Three

I wasn’t sure how long I lost consciousness. All I knew was that when I woke, I found myself pinned under a pile of metal, still wearing my pants and not throbbing anywhere I shouldn’t. The more pressing question, though: Had the tweakers left?

I barely dared to breathe as I listened. I certainly didn’t move. Hearing nothing, I tried to assess my situation. Dire, despite the fact that I’d escaped being raped and killed. I appeared to be under a mound of junk, a sizeable one, with no idea how to get free.

In some astonishing piece of luck, despite the mountain that’d fallen on me, it didn’t appear as if it had crushed any part of my body. However, the detritus did surround me in a cage that I didn’t dare shift, out of fear that I’d upset the precarious balance that kept me from being squashed flat like a bug.

It would be the height of irony if my midlife dream occupation ended up being the death of me. I could see the headline now: Woman found eaten by raccoons under a pile of scrap metal. Neighbors express surprise that it wasn’t cats, given she was an almost fifty-year-old divorcee.

In reality, no one would give a shit if I died. Most of my friends had drifted away over the years. Some had moved for jobs. Others because of their partners. But the majority had split off when they had babies. They’d become families who did family things.

I preferred a dog. One who would be worried when his mama didn’t come home.

While I couldn’t see anything, I could move my hands and pulled forth the phone I should have used before. I’d been brash and stupid, confronting those intruders. In my defense, this should have been a safe place. Drug crimes usually flourished in the downtown areas, not out in the boonies where I had chosen to do business.

It took some maneuvering before I could dial.

“Nine-one-one, what’s your emergency?”

“I was attacked.”

The tone turned brisk and efficient. “Where are you? Are you injured?”

“Definitely bruised. I don’t know if anything is broken. I can’t really move as I’m stuck under a pile of junk.”

“Er, what?” The surprise in the operator’s voice almost made me smile.

Only there wasn’t anything funny about the situation.

I quickly explained and gave them my location. I would have stayed on the line if my phone hadn’t died. Not really a surprise. Usually, I charged it overnight.

As I lay there, I tried not to panic, especially since a cold breeze tickled my skin. It didn’t help that I had the sense of being watched. Please, don’t let it be rats. I fucking hated those pink-tailed bastards.

It felt like an eternity before I heard the sirens. Never thought I’d be happy to see the cops. Although, the time it took to bust open the lock to the main gates tempered that happiness.

Not knowing if they could see me, I started yelling. “I’m over here.”

“Found her. I see feet,” someone yelled, flashing a light that blinded me through the crevices formed by the metal tenting over me.

“Hold on, ma’am. We’re figuring out how to extract you without destabilizing the pile.”

Being a bit of a smart ass, I quipped, “Anyone bring the jaws of life?”

I was worried when a different voice whispered, “Should we go get them?”

But it turned out they only had one real idiot in the group. The rest of the officers proved efficient, setting up lights and then playing a game of Jenga with my metal tent.

They removed pieces one by one, being careful not to shift the weight of the pile on me. It took forever, and only as they got to the last layer covering me did I see what had kept me from being crushed—an old motorcycle frame. The thick handlebars on the front dug into the ground and angled the body, allowing it to hold everything else off me. As the first responders heaved the last bits from me, I emerged like a broken butterfly from her metal cocoon to rapid-fire questions. The cops’ faces were a blur, as were the EMTs’ surrounding me.

“Are you okay?”

“Can you tell us what happened?”

“Where does it hurt?”

I gave them the condensed version of my attack while an EMT placed a blanket around my shoulders. I’d not realized just how cold I’d gotten lying there. The same EMT tried to get me on a stretcher, but I waved her off.

“I’m fine,” I protested as I tottered for the flashing lights in the main part of my yard. It might have been more convincing if I hadn’t passed out.

I woke in a hospital bed, which, depending on your purview, wasn’t necessarily better than the pile of junk. I’d always hated hospitals. The smell. The noise. I’d spent too much time inside one as my mom battled cancer—two years of watching the woman who loved me waste away. At least my dad had gone quickly. A heart attack that’d dropped him instantly.

A quick assessment showed an IV in my arm, most likely fluids so I didn’t dehydrate. Too many bandages adorned my body, including one around my temple and over one eye. Judging by my pain level, they’d definitely not drugged me heavily enough. The slightest movement brought a gasp to my lips. Still, determined, I heaved myself into a sitting position.

My one good eye closed to fight the spinning in my head, which meant I didn’t realize that I wasn’t alone until a man spoke.

“Mrs. Collins-Harris, are you awake?”

The old name brought a curl to my lips. “Actually, it’s Ms. Collins. I’m divorced.” Sadly, not all my identification showed it yet. Funny how the government had no problem changing my name to add The Jerk’s surname, but when taking it off, they dragged their bureaucratic feet.

It shouldn’t be that difficult. After all, I’d existed before I married The Jerk. I’d brought in just as much as he did to the household. But, apparently, that didn’t count for shit. Citing delays from a pandemic long over, I’d yet to receive my updated health card and driver’s license.

“Ms. Collins, I am sorry to intrude, but I was hoping you might be feeling well enough to answer some questions.”

“Do I look like someone in the mood to chat?” I replied sourly. My pasty mouth felt as if something had crawled in and died. My one unbandaged eye remained closed and gummy. Pretty girl. Not. “If you’re looking for a news story, bug someone else.” Damned reporters, always trying to make a buck off someone’s misery.

“Actually, I’m Detective Walker with the Ontario Provincial Police.”

“Lucky me, rating a visit from the OPP,” I drawled as I squinted open my one good eye, immediately wishing I’d kept it closed.

I would, of course, look like shit—that had been stomped flat, baked in the sun, then scraped off the sidewalk—when confronted by a hunk of a detective—blond-haired, blue-eyed, with a chiseled jaw. And I’d bet those shoulders were naturally broad. As for the laugh lines at the corners of his eyes, indicating a fellow in his forties, at least? Only made him sexier.

“Given your property borders Highway 7, criminal offenses fall under our jurisdiction.”

“If you say so. Don’t really care.” I really didn’t. What I wanted was for the pounding in my head to go away. “Grab a nurse on your way out, would you? And tell them to bring me some Tylenol.”

“A moment.” He moved to the door and stuck his head out, the deep murmur showing that he spoke to someone. When he turned around, he offered me a smile. “A nurse is checking with the doctor to see if it’s okay first. Says she’ll be a few minutes. Enough time for us to chat.”

“Not in the mood,” I grouched.

“I realize that. And I’m sorry to be disturbing you, given your obvious trauma. However, I’d like to catch those responsible for the attack before they hurt anyone else.”

Ah, the good ol’ guilt trip. I sighed. “Meaning, you haven’t nabbed the fuckers already.”

“Usually, we need a name or a description before we arrest folks.”

I snorted. “As if that will make a difference. You guys tend to be bleeding hearts where tweakers are concerned.”

“Only until they prove themselves to be a menace.”

“Is that why I rated a detective? Because they escalated from petty crime to trying to murder me?”

“Did they try to kill you?”

“Does it matter? Fact is, they beat the shit out of me and planned to rape me. The only reason we’re talking now is because I got buried under some junk instead of being tortured to death.”

“I saw the photos from the scene. It’s a miracle you survived. You’re a very lucky woman.”

That made me laugh, which hurt. My ribs let me know I’d not escaped unscathed. “Not feeling so lucky right now.”

“Let’s fix that. Help me find the perpetrators.”

“Listen, Detective, while I appreciate you coming here to see me in the hospital, there’s not much I can actually tell you. The guys jumped me when I went to check on my office because I saw a light and heard some noise.”

“Can you describe them?”

“Yeah.” He took notes as I detailed what I remembered, including the name: Joey.

“Do you recall anything else? Tattoos? Scars? Birthmarks?”

“Other than the skinny one’s nose ring, nothing else. Everything happened so fast.”

“You said you saw and heard them. You live on the premises?”

I nodded. “Next door. But I wasn’t actually in my house. I was working late on a project in the garage.”

“You own the junkyard?” He checked his notebook. “Bits and Bolts?”

“Yup.” I’d bought it when I needed a fresh start. A divorce hadn’t been enough. When my husband dropped his bombshell, I’d needed to go somewhere new. Do something different.

“I want kids.” A declaration The Jerk had made out of the blue after we’d always stated that we would never have any.

“I don’t.” Never saw the appeal. Snotty, whiny little critters, constantly demanding attention. Let other people have them. I was perfectly happy with our dog.

“Come on, wouldn’t you like a kid to pass on your legacy?”

At the time, I had to snort. I was working as a receptionist for a car dealership. “What legacy? And where is this coming from? We agreed we didn’t want any.” For going on twenty years.

“I changed my mind.”

“Well, I haven’t.” And at my age, I really wasn’t interested. I’d thought that was the end of it.

It was the end, just not the one I’d expected. He hit me with divorce papers and the news that his much younger girlfriend was pregnant.

In retrospect, I might not have handled things well. After I set his shit on fire, I’d had his BMW towed to a chop shop for parts. Bad of me, I know. Yet the judge forgave me when the bastard had the balls to show up in court with his super-pregnant girlfriend.

Despite The Jerk’s wishes, the judge split everything down the middle—as was fair. We’d both made pretty much the same salary, so The Jerk could shove his snotty attitude.

I got half of all our assets, which meant a nice chunk of cash, given that our house sold during the pandemic for way over asking price. The housing market had blown up in Southern Ontario as people sought more space.

Needing a fresh start, I’d moved out of the Golden Horseshoe area in Ontario to just outside a small town, a good four hours away from my old life. Carleton Place. With the divorce proceeds, I’d bought myself a derelict business formerly called Steel Deals—a junkyard abandoned when the owner disappeared more than a decade earlier. Rumor claimed he’d run from the cops. I didn’t care. The town had taken ownership due to unpaid taxes, and I’d picked it up for a song at auction. Even better, it’d come with a house attached to the property.

A home that required some major renovation to truly make it livable, but I didn’t mind. Adrift and alone for the first time in forever, I’d needed to keep busy. And keep busy I did: painting, redoing floors, cleaning up the plumbing, and testing the electrical. I’d always been a handy girl—blame my father, who’d wanted a boy. Dad might have died of a heart attack when I was twenty-two, but I remembered everything he taught me. I found peace in getting my hands dirty.

I expected the detective to make some sexist remark. Most men did once they found out I owned a junkyard.

Instead, he said, “Have you had any problems since you took ownership?”

“Nope. Usually pretty quiet, day and night.” I’d not yet seen much traffic, probably because I’d not really advertised the reopening.

“Do you know how much money was in your office?”

“Maybe thirty or forty bucks.” I shrugged and fought a wince. “Most people pay by credit card or debit. Bigger purchases, they transfer the funds via email money transfer.”

“You were alone when it happened?”

“Why, Detective, are you trying to find out if I’m single?” I drawled.

“Are you?”

Given I likely looked like a truck had run me over, I doubted he was flirting. Despite the lack of a ring on his finger, a good-looking guy like him probably had a partner.

Not that it mattered. Even if he were available, I didn’t date. Since the divorce, I’d stuck to one-night-stand fucking. Being single didn’t mean I wanted a vibrator taking care of me all the time when the mood hit. I think that was what’d killed me about my ex. Up until the day before he announced the divorce, we were still having sex. For fuck’s sake, he’d had his face between my legs that very morning. He might not have a reliable penis, but the man worked his tongue.

“I live alone. Which reminds me, did anybody go inside my house? I’ve got a dog, and he’s scared of strangers.” I’d adopted Blade at a shelter years ago—some kind of mixed breed with black fur. At one hundred and forty pounds, he looked like a vicious bastard, who might be part wolf. In reality? He was the world’s biggest pussy. It wasn’t just people that frightened him. The dark sent him hiding. Thunderstorms. Fireworks. Using the blender usually had him tucked under the kitchen table, shaking.

While Blade didn’t mind the junkyard in the daytime, he hated it at night. The first time I’d taken him there after dark, he’d gotten so scared, he’d bolted into the towers of metal. Took forever to coax him out, and even longer before he stopped shaking. Out of concern for his safety—and because rocking a massive dog for two hours in my lap cut into my sleep—I now left him home when I worked late, and installed a doggy door that led into a secure dog run for him to do his business.

“Your dog should be secure. Since the crime occurred in your office and outside, there was no need to enter the premises.”

“Good.” The last time I’d had a stranger in the house to hook up my cable, Blade had hidden under my bed. Which would have been fine if he’d not gotten stuck. I’d had to jack my frame to get him out.

“Since we’re on the topic of your home, would you mind if I visited you, perhaps tomorrow, to show you some mug shots?” The detective had yet to pull out a notebook and take any notes.

“You think they’re repeat offenders?”

“I’d say it’s a distinct possibility, given it’s a known pattern with petty crime.”

“Because Ontario’s soft on criminals,” I grumbled. “And I wouldn’t call what they did to me petty.”

“I agree. Hence why we should locate them, given the gravity of their attempt. “

“And if you find them? Then what? They spend a few months in jail and get dumped back on the streets.”

His lips thinned. “Possibly. I’m afraid we’re at the mercy of the laws and the judges.”

“The laws suck.” Because they allowed scum to keep victimizing.

“So?”

“So, what?” I snapped.

“May I visit you to show you those pictures?”

“Yeah. I guess.” Maybe I’d get lucky, and they’d actually find the fuckers. But I wouldn’t hold my breath, or I’d most likely die. “If I’m not at the house, you’ll probably find me in the garage, working on a wreck.”

“You rebuild cars?”

“I do now.” I’d worked night and day on my first—a restored Trans Am with the famous Firebird on the hood—and sold it faster than expected. The Plymouth would be my third.

“Odd profession for a woman.”

Aha, he finally showed his true colors. I pounced. “Kind of a sexist thing to say in this day and age.”

“I agree, but in my defense, I’ve never met a woman mechanic.”

“We’re the same as guys, only without dicks.”

His lips quirked. “I’d say there’s more to you than that.”

“What can I say? I’m a woman of many surprises.”

“Speaking of surprises, have you thought of adding security to avoid unexpected visitors?”

“No. Didn’t think I had to.” But the attack had made it clear I’d have to do something.

“I can refer you to someone if you need a hand with that.”

“Not going to volunteer yourself?” Yup, I definitely flirted that time. And got shot down as he stood.

“Thank you for your time, Ms. Collins. I’ll be in touch.”

I knew what I’d like him to touch once the rest of me stopped hurting.

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